The Dallas Glitterboys

[coloradodude]

Jerry Jones should just go ahead and legally change his name to Mary Jones. I mean, she wants her franchise to be known as glitter and glitz right? Well, it always starts at the top.

Now if I'm a cowboy fan, either a homosexual or heterosexual, this is just giving me the green flag to dress up every Sunday like it's Mardi Gras...but the gay version.

It's almost a challenge for every cowboy fan to see who can have the most outlandish Liberace/Elton John style costume. I think there should be a contest in Dallath between heterosexuals and the other team to se who can thizzle it up the most.

Can't you just hear the conversations? And remember, every "s" is actually made with the sound of a "th".

The Dallath Cowboythhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!