The Dallas Glitterboys

[nunusguy]

"Glitz and glitter" ? Oh, you mean like "cheap and shallow", right Jerry ?
Jerry definitely seems to have a tin ear when it comes to class & style,
but afterall he's just a hick from Arkansas. (Sorry Arky)

[KJ3]

uhh....what is glitz?

is that what romo said when the ball went through his hands on that field goal?

"OH, GLITZ!!!!!!!"

i guess jessica simpson is the glamour. she's got a nice photoshoppable body and all, but i just can't imagine how sticky she is. people don't reflect that much light. normally...

[papabear]

That quote from Jerry did nothing but remind me of why I don't like Dallas. It's full of snooty yuppies and people who spent too much time watching the show Dallas....and a bunch of Okies, and at least one hick from Arkansas as nunusguy pointed out.

Do you think he realizes how ridiculous this quote was? I had a thought the other day. I was pretty sure I was right. This sealed it. When Al Davis is finally dead, Jerry Jones will be right there to fill the crazy void. Give him a few more years for the senility to set in, and he'll ruin what he had rebuilt into a proud franchise. I don't know if he'll wear a tracksuit, but whatever he wears will be glitzy.

[Arky]

Originally Posted by nunusguy

"Glitz and glitter" ? Oh, you mean like "cheap and shallow", right Jerry ?
Jerry definitely seems to have a tin ear when it comes to class & style,
but afterall he's just a hick from Arkansas. (Sorry Arky)

Eh, no problem. I think Jerry Jones was actually born in Los Angeles so they should be accountable, too....

[HPF Bob]

Glitz and glitter obviously includes a shiny new suburban stadium that looks like it should be the headquarters for McDonald's.

[mussop]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

Glitz and glitter obviously includes a shiny new suburban stadium that looks like it should be the headquarters for McDonald's.

Has anyone seen this stadium yet? Its freakin huge!!

[HPF Bob]

Originally Posted by mussop

Has anyone seen this stadium yet? Its freakin huge!!

Yeah, but can it withstand hurricane force winds and lose only about half the roof?

[KJ3]

Originally Posted by mussop

Has anyone seen this stadium yet? Its freakin huge!!

no but i've heard....

....that it would be easier to make a miniature model of the stadium, teach a team of ants how to play football, paint little stars on their heads, put a tear on ant-T.O. so he'll feel specialer, put a little pink 9 for ant-jessica stickson, find the oldest ant and stick him in the press box so he can smack talk a team that shouldn't worry him in the least......

A-nt F-ootball C-onference AFC, get it?