Official Texans vs. Titans Game Thread, 1/3/2021

[chuck]

If you necks think I sit around drinking PBR then I haven't been marketing myself very well over these many years.

Reminds me of a time I was playing golf with my grandfather. We were standing around waiting for some idiot or another to shoot and he casually asks, Did I ever tell you how I quit smokin'? No, I say. Well, I was playing golf and we were about to play the back nine and I realized I didn't have any cigarettes and I asked myself, How the hell am I gonna play the back nine if I don't have any damn cigarettes? I guess I'm going to have to quit. So I did.

He paused for a minute, reflectively. Finally he says, Course, that's back when I was drinkin' heavy. I went to the doc and Doc says, Woody (his first and middle names were Woodrow Wilson, he named himself when he was six since the common wisdom was he needed a name in order to go to school), Woody, do you ever drink as much as a fifth a day? Damn, Doc, sometimes I spill that much!