Official Texans @ Cowboys Fake Game Thread, 8/24/2019

[Arky]

L Miller injures his knee on his first carry. On the next play, Watson fumbles and the Cowboys recover at the Texan 24.

Prescott scrambles and hits Gallup for a TD.

Cowboys 7, Texans 0

10:53 left in the 1st qtr.

[Arky]

J Thomas blocks the Texans punt and recovers it in the endzone for a Cowboy TD.

Cowboys 14, Texans 0

7:41 left in the 1st qtr.

Wonder how the Astros are doing.......

[Arky]

Maher is good on a 36-yard FG for the Cowboys.

Cowboys 17, Texans 0

2:28 left in the 1st qtr.

[Arky]

Morris gets it in the end zone for the TD for the Cowboys from the 1.

Cowboys 24, Texans 0

4:43 left in the half.

[Keith]

Only preseason but omg this is atrocious.

I fear the road MNF opener at Superdome will be a buzzkill, too.

Lots of Clowney trade rumors swirling. Losing him along with Lamar Miller does not bode well for this season’s chances.

[barrett]

Originally Posted by Keith

Only preseason but omg this is atrocious.

I fear the road MNF opener at Superdome will be a buzzkill, too.

Lots of Clowney trade rumors swirling. Losing him along with Lamar Miller does not bode well for this season’s chances.

I can't see anyone trading for Clowney. He can't sign an extension with anyone. Who would trade for him to have him for 1 year at $15 million in salary? And if some team would do it, then they aren't paying anything significant and we're bailing on him for next to nothing.

[HPF Bob]

Honestly, I missed the first half because of issues with my landlord (not over anything that's trouble - he is building a new house on the property and looked like he needed some help with these long pipes). Once I found out the halftime score, I decided "why bother"?

I checked the "highlights" on YouTube later and it seems our o-line went through a major regression from last week or the Cowboys have resurrected their "Doomsday Defense" from yesteryear. I'm sure David Carr would have flashbacks with this line play.

[Arky]

Maher adds a 23-yard FG as time expires at the half.

Dallas 27, Texans 0

Halftime.

[chuck]

If there were ever a welcome time for Bob's power to konk out, this would be it.

Mine too, for that matter.

[Arky]

Cowboy's QB M White hits J Chunn for a 12-yard TD.

Cowboys 34, Texans 0

5:14 left in the 3rd qtr.