Official Texans @ Broncos Game Thread, 11/4/2018

[Keith]

@BobHulseyTX

Thank you, @SouthwestAir for making this whole excursion affordable. I just wish you still had cute young stewardesses instead of grannies and gays. I guess doing so reduces the amount of sexual harassing going on, still, I miss the eye candy.

So I've decided, instead of crowdsourcing a film, I'd rather propose a new "Choose Your Own Adventure" book series with two completely separate stream-of-conscious musings from Bob and Chuck where the reader, unknowingly, picks where to take the prose next, flipping at random between the two until the inevitably unsettling plot reaches its conclusion. Where the two of them share a condo in Panama.