Official Texans vs. Patriots Fake Game Thread, 8/19/2017

[HPF Bob]

Failed a physical with the Jets on August 5. Signed with the Texans on August 11.

Clearly a quick healer...

Mama Ellington apparently had a system. Andre is Child A. Bruce is Child B. I'll bet the next child's name starts with C.

I've always said the best performers in exhibition season (regardless of sport) are the ones who have no guarantee of future employment.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

Mama Ellington apparently had a system. Andre is Child A. Bruce is Child B. I'll bet the next child's name starts with C.

???

Originally Posted by Arky

They are cousins from Moncks Corner, SC. Both 5'9" and do kind of the same thing. Andre is 3 years older (28).

They are cousins. Cou-sins. That means that one is the child of the other's aunt or uncle.

Or, as they say in Buford Holler, datin' material!

[HPF Bob]

Originally Posted by chuck

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They are cousins. Cou-sins. That means that one is the child of the other's aunt or uncle.

Or, as they say in Buford Holler, datin' material!

Haha! Good catch! My reading comprehension skills have suffered since I started working for the government. They're so good at meaningless polysyllabic gibberish mixed with confusing acronyms.

It seems there's an acronym for everything with the VA - except one. That was the Dental Inventory Center. I began asking why there was no acronym given for that one. This got all the old hens cackling. Well, apparently, it's been renamed now.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

Haha! Good catch! My reading comprehension skills have suffered since I started working for the government. They're so good at meaningless polysyllabic gibberish mixed with confusing acronyms.

It seems there's an acronym for everything with the VA - except one. That was the Dental Inventory Center. I began asking why there was no acronym given for that one. This got all the old hens cackling. Well, apparently, it's been renamed now.

Wait - you are an employee of the federal government?

That is better than anything I could have imagined.