Official Texans vs. Patriots Fake Game Thread, 8/19/2017

[HPF Bob]

Failed a physical with the Jets on August 5. Signed with the Texans on August 11.

Clearly a quick healer...

Mama Ellington apparently had a system. Andre is Child A. Bruce is Child B. I'll bet the next child's name starts with C.

I've always said the best performers in exhibition season (regardless of sport) are the ones who have no guarantee of future employment.