Official Texans @ Patriots Playoff Game Thread, 1/14/2017

[Arky]

Pendergast - NFL Playoffs, Divisional Round: Texans-Patriots

So in analyzing a game like this, there are certain things we should accept as givens, things we absolutely can't count on (knowing full well that some crazy, outlandish, "WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!" things will NEED to happen in order for the Texans to pull off the upset).