Official Texans vs. Colts Game Thread, 10/16/2016

[Arky]

Pass to Allen over the middle gets 9.

Gore hit in the backfield for a 4 yard loss. Brings up 3rd and 5.

Flags presnap. False start Colts, -5. Makes it 3rd and 10 coming up.

Pass to Allen broken up by Pleasant, inc. Colts to punt.

Ervin fair catches at the Texan 10 yard line. Texan's ball.

[Big Texas]

Brock off target and DHOP tried to 1 hand that catch instead of just catching the damn ball...

I don't know what it is but he and Brock are not on the same page

[Arky]

L Miller for 1.

L Miller for 1. Brings up 3rd and 8.

Pass to Hop slightly off the mark, inc. Texans to punt.

Lechler's punt is fair caught at midfield. Colt's ball. 10:12 left in the 1st qtr.

[Arky]

Luck nearly sacked but gets the pass out, inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Gore for almost 5. 3rd and 5 coming up.

Luck scrambles for 6 and the 1st down at the Texan 39.

Gore goes around right end for almost 8. 2nd and 2 coming up.

Gore for 5 and the 1st down.

Pass to Turbin gets about 8. Ball at the Texan 17.

Turbin caught for a loss of 1. 3rd and 3 coming up.

Pass to Dorsett goes inc. Colts to go for the FG.

Vinatieri's 36-yarder is good but a flag is down. Illegal formation Colts, -5, rekick.

41 yard FG is good.

Colts 3, Texans 0

5:56 left in the 1st qtr.

[Arky]

The ensuing kickoff a touchback. Texan's ball at their 25.

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L Miller for no gain.

Pass to Hop gets 4.

Pass to Strong over the middle is too high, inc. Texans to punt.

Lechler's punt goes out of bounds at the Colt 40. Colt's ball.

[Arky]

I know, let's just run L Miller up the gut .....

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Luck gets 3 yards while avoiding the rush.

On 2nd and 7, screen to Gore goes for nice gainer but flags are down....ineligible receiver downfield, -5. 2nd and 12 coming up.

Missed tackles allow a flat pass to Rogers go for a big gainer. Ball at the Texan 26.

Gore for 1.

Pass to Doyle gets 6. 3rd and 3 coming up.

Gore for 4 and the 1st down.

Gore for 3. Ball at the 11 yard line.

Pass to Doyle goes to the 1 yard line.....flag down....holding on the Colts makes it 2nd and 17.

End of the 1st qtr.

[Arky]

Pass to Doyle goes for the TD.

Colts 10, Texans 0

14:55 left in the half.

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'Bout ready to bench Brock....

[Arky]

The ensuing kickoff goes out of the end zone, touchback. Texan's ball at their 25.

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L Miller gets 14.

L Miller for 3.

Pass to B Miller goes for about 8 and the 1st down.

Flags presnap. False start Texans (Aboushi). Makes it 1st and 15.

Pass to Fido off the mark, inc. 2nd and 15 coming up.

L Miller for 7. 3rd and 8 coming up.

Oz can't find a receiver and throws it away, inc. Texans to punt.

Colts fair catch at their 7 yard line. Colt's ball.

[Big Texas]

Well, well, well National TV and offense looks like Shit...and we look terrible...

Now we are even looking bad at home...

[Big Texas]

Brock is starting to have that Matt Shaub dumbfounded look...