Official Texans vs. Chiefs Wild Card Game Thread, 1/9/2016

[barrett]

What are we doing calling timeout there?

[Arky]

Chief's ball at their 10.

West for 5. Timeout Texans.

Ware gets loose for big gain, 23 yards. 1st down Chiefs at their 38. 1:29 left in the half.

Short pass to Wilson goes for 6.

Ware for 2. Brings up 3rd and 2. Texans use a timeout with 1:16 left in the half.

West stopped short of the 1st down. Chiefs will have to punt.

Mumph fair catches at the Texan 9.

[Arky]

Texan's ball at their 9.

Texan's kneel it.

Halftime.

Chiefs 13, Texans 0

[Arky]

Man, it's just 6-0 if they don't allow that opening kickoff return...

[popanot]

Yes, let's call timeouts and give KC more chances, and if we do stop them, put the ball back in fckn Hoyers hands. 4 TO's directly on Hoyshit and he's still in the game. What the hell is OB doing?

[chuck]

And I'll just say that the JJ Wattcat abomination with Wilfork in there was the worst pile of wet dogshit I have seen from the Texans since the Chris Brown halfback pass. At least it wasn't as bad as Indy's fake punt.

[barrett]

Originally Posted by popanot

Yes, let's call timeouts and give KC more chances, and if we do stop them, put the ball back in fckn Hoyers hands. 4 TO's directly on Hoyshit and he's still in the game. What the hell is OB doing?

OB is an idiot for starting the year with Hoyer and Mallett. He is an idiot for putting Savage on IR. But you cannot be an idiot for not going to Brandon Weeden.

[barrett]

Originally Posted by chuck

And I'll just say that the JJ Wattcat abomination with Wilfork in there was the worst pile of wet dogshit I have seen from the Texans since the Chris Brown halfback pass. At least it wasn't as bad as Indy's fake punt.

You can basically define our franchise by saying "At least it wasn't as bad as (insert embarrassing AFC South Team)'s (insert stupid play by said AFC South embarrassment)."

[barrett]

Ditka just shredded O'Brien for running JJ Watt. I think he deserves to be shredded, but Ditka ran the Fridge repeatedly.

[HPF Bob]

Originally Posted by barrett

OB is an idiot for starting the year with Hoyer and Mallett. He is an idiot for putting Savage on IR. But you cannot be an idiot for not going to Brandon Weeden.

You cannot be an idiot for playing him either. Or would you like to see four more Hoyer turnovers in the second half?

Several games this year the backup QB has outplayed the starter, including our signature wins over Cincinnati and Indianapolis. At this point, what have you got to lose?

[Nconroe]

I'd like to see Weefen, anybody but Hoyer in at QB.

[barrett]

I'm surprised Jay Prosch wasn't a big enough threat on the deep route to keep Shaun Smith home on the flat route to Griffin. What a stupid play design.

[barrett]

Blue is at almost 100 yards on 6 ypc in a game where Hoyer has 4 turnovers. Just run the ball.

[Arky]

2nd half kickoff is a touchback.

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Texan's ball at their 20.

Blue for 4.

Pass to Griffin broken up, inc. 3rd and 6 coming up.

Checkdown to Grimes gets the 1st down at the Texan 32.

Blue for 3.

Blue for 5. 3rd and 2 coming up.

Hoyer uses a timeout....

Pass to Washington gets 3 and the 1st down.

Hoyer's pass nearly INT'ed but goes inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Blue rumbles for 17 and the 1st down.

Blue for no gain.

Pass to Shorts is caught but out of bounds so inc. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Screen to Hop only gets about 3. Texans to punt.

Punt is fair caught at the Chief 6.

[popanot]

Originally Posted by chuck

And I'll just say that the JJ Wattcat abomination with Wilfork in there was the worst pile of wet dogshit I have seen from the Texans since the Chris Brown halfback pass. At least it wasn't as bad as Indy's fake punt.

At least this point I want the ball in anyone's hand but Hoyshit's

[popanot]

Originally Posted by barrett

OB is an idiot for starting the year with Hoyer and Mallett. He is an idiot for putting Savage on IR. But you cannot be an idiot for not going to Brandon Weeden.

Yeah, sure. Let's watch this POS turn it over 4 more times. I think I'd forgive OB for at least giving it a try if Weeden came and stunk it up.

[barrett]

If they went to Weeden I wouldn't complain. But clamoring for a well below average backup who doesn't know our offense is dumb. My point was we blew the QB position repeatedly over the past year, and not going to Weeden doesn't crack the top 10.

[barrett]

Watt really can't draw a penalty. The play he gets hurt, Fisher blocks him by the helmet for about 5 seconds straight.

[popanot]

Originally Posted by barrett

If they went to Weeden I wouldn't complain. But clamoring for a well below average backup who doesn't know our offense is dumb. My point was we blew the QB position repeatedly over the past year, and not going to Weeden doesn't crack the top 10.

It is what it is. I'm talking about THIS game. So what if Weeden doesn't know 100% the offense as long as what he does know doesn't give the ball to the opposition?

KC TD. Game over. Thanks Hoyshit!!

[Arky]

Chief's ball at their 6. 9:58 left in the 3rd qtr.

Flags presnap. Neutral zone on Merci, 5 yards. Makes it 1st and 5.

Smith scrambles for monster gain but a flag is down..... holding on Chiefs places the ball at the 12 yard line of the Chiefs. 1st and 4.

Ware for 1. 2nd and 3 coming up.

Checkdown to West goes for the 1st down at the Chief 22. K Johnson injured on the play. Injury timeout.

Pass to Maclin goes for about 15.

Pass to Kelce off the mark, inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Chiefs use a timeout. Both teams have 2 left. Watt currently out of the game, probably tweaked his groin.

Pass to Maclin goes for 7. Watt injured again. Maclin also down. Injury timeout.

On 3rd and 3, checkdown to Kelce gets the 1st down and more. Ball at the Texan 39.

Ware for about 11 or 12.

Screen pass to Kelce gets about 7 but flag is down.... Unnecessary roughness on Dunn, 1/2 the distance to the goal. Ball is at the Texan 11.

Ware for 2 or 3.

Pass to Conley in the end zone is good for the TD.

Chiefs 20, Texans 0

4:35 left in the 3rd qtr.