Official Texans vs. Patriots Game Thread, 12/13/2015

[Arky]

Texan's ball at their 3.

Flags presnap. False start Fido, 1/2 the distance.

Pass to Hop gets 6.

Polk for 3. 3rd and 3 coming up.

Timeout Pats....

Pass to Griffin a little behind him, inc. Texans will have to punt.

Martin brings the punt back to the Texan 41 yard line.

[chuck]

Unless Savage is the next great quarterback and no one knows it but BOB I would be very on board in firing his ass for going into the season with two total losers like Mallett and Hoyer. With a guy like Fitz this is a ten or eleven win team, easily enough to win the division. Instead we get this fking clown show at quarterback, all of which is on BOB. Mallett throwing the ball into the ground for no reason, Hoyer throwing behind the receivers because he feels like it, on and on. Clown show.

Also, does Clowney have a broken hand, too? Because he's not doing shit. Ever. Mack had five sacks in one game today against Licky and Bob. Clowney has two and a half for his career.

[Arky]

Pat's ball at the Texan 41.

2:45 left in the half.

Bolden for 1.

2 minute warning.

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On 2nd and 9, pass to LaFell gets 5. 3rd and 4 coming up.

Pass to Martin gets the 1st down at the Texan 22.

Short pass to Amendola gets a 1st down at the Texan 11.

Bolden caught for no gain. Pats use a timeout with 28 seconds left in the half.

Brady's pass to the sideline off the mark, inc. 3rd and 9 coming up.

Pass to LaFell gets a 1st down at the 1 yard line.

Timeout Texans.

Pass to Gronk gets the TD.

Patriots 17, Texans 6

14 seconds left in the half.

[Arky]

The ensuing kickoff is a touchback.

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Texan's ball at their 20.

Texans kneel it.

Halftime.

Patriots 17, Texans 6

[Big Texas]

Yeah...This could get ugly...Our offense looks pathetic. Really Hoyer looks pathetic. How can someone who spends so much time with starting reps in practice be so bad in terms of accuracy and timing...any other QB throws a TD on that double move by Nate...but he's out there looking like limp arm Shaub...

[Big Texas]

Hoyer gets pulled in the 2nd half for Yates...LOL

[popanot]

The score is still somewhat close, but we look like a college team playing a Pro team. NE is popping off yards at will, while we're struggling for everything we get. Someone other than JJ or DHop has got to step up and start consistently making plays. If NE comes out and scores a TD on this first drive of the 2nd half, it's pretty much over with the way this O is playing. They can't seem to do anything without trickery and that's not going to beat NE.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by popanot

The score is still somewhat close, but we look like a college team playing a Pro team.

The difference in quarterback play is no surprise. It's the guy who might be the best ever playing against a guy who is not good. Fine. Everything else, though, illustrates the difference between a real team and a pussified group of pretenders. One team wants to win, the other is just happy to suit up. One team has an owner that demands they win, the other has an owner who likes sitting in his suite looking at all the necks who buy his tickets. One team has a brilliant head coach. The other has a fake who is all talk. One team has a successful running game made up of a bunch of no-names. The other team has no running game. I'll stop there, but every couple of years we get to see a real franchise undress a team owned by a gutless pussy who's content to fleece his fanbase and never win, ever.

By the way, where's Clowney?

[Big Texas]

If we are just gonna drop back and let them complete passes and hope to come up and make the tackle Brady will dink and dunk you all night.

[Big Texas]

Easy pass to the TE thrown behind him just led to a 14 pt lead...

[chuck]

The Texans watch the Jags hang fifty points on the Colts and this is their response. This is a gutless team; it starts with the owner and ends with the fans who keep slavishly buying the bullshit that neck sells.

[Arky]

Texans - too much run game. 13 runs to 7 completed passes. Down by 11, they're going to have to start slinging it....

[Big Texas]

What bothers me about this defense is, whenever we get beat..WE GET BEAT. It seems like no one is within 5-7 yds.

[Arky]

The 2nd half kickoff is brought back to the 21.

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Pat's ball at their 21.

Dumpoff to White goes all the way to the Pat 48.

Bolden plows for 5.

Pass to LaFell goes for the 1st down at the Texan 38.

Pass to Amendola goes to the Texan 22 but the Texans challenge that the ball hit the ground.....

Pass is ruled inc. Makes it 2nd and 10 coming up.

Pass to White gets 2. 3rd and 8 coming up.

Flags presnap. Watt in the neutral zone, 5 yards. Makes it 3rd and 3.

Pass to White good for the 1st down along the sideline. Ball at the Texan 11. Texans challenge that the heel was out of bounds.....

Pass is ruled inc. Pats going for the FG.

Gostkowski's 49-yarder is good.

Pats 20, Texans 6

11:48 left in the 3rd qtr.

[Arky]

The ensuing kickoff is a touchback.

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Texan's ball at their 20.

Polk for 9.

Eeesh, deep pass to Washington is broken up but holding on the Pats = 5 yards and an auto 1st down.

Deep pass to Hop goes out of bounds, inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Ugh, pass to Griffin inc as he hits the ground. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Pass to Griffin broken up, inc. Texans will have to punt.

Punt is fumbled! Texans recover! Ball at the Pat's 22!

[Arky]

Texan's ball at the Patriot 21.

Pass to Hop gets 7.

Direct snap to Grimes loses a couple. 3rd and 4 coming up.

Pass to Washington in the endzone.... he can't hang on to it, inc. Texans to go for it on 4th down.....

Pass to Griffin behind him, inc. Ball turns over on downs.