Feed the Haiku Monster! [Official ItB.com Contest]

EndZoneSeats · #1 07-06-2008, 01:31 PM

70 and sun
Look up to the clear blue sky
Oops. They closed the roof.

NickO · #2 07-07-2008, 07:56 AM

Schaub must play better
Because David Carr is not
Walking through that door.

Brando · #3 07-07-2008, 12:42 PM

Haiku! Bless You man!
We love our Texans football!
Battle Red Kickoff!

popanot · #4 07-07-2008, 01:03 PM

Titans suck and Jags suck
Big Blue Donkeys suck as well
Texans kick their ---

KJ3 · #5 07-08-2008, 07:28 AM

Haiku for Weeks 1-6
Steelers suck, Jags suck,
Titans suck, the Ravens suck,
Dolphins and Colts suck,
Haiku for Weeks 7-11
Lions suck, bye week!
Vikings suck, the Bengals suck,
The Colts suck again!
Haiku for Weeks 12-15
Browns suck, Jags still suck,
Packers suck with or without,
The Titans bench Vince,
Haiku for Weeks 16-?
Raiders suck, Bears suck,
We finally make the cut,
Playoffs or Bust Ya'll!!!

Joe Joe · #6 07-08-2008, 05:03 PM

In the Deep Trenches
Drinking Age and the Lone Wolf
Battle Red Defense

TheMatrix31 · #7 07-09-2008, 03:04 AM

Under the radar
Steel blue and battle red flies
We will shock them all.