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Old 06-30-2008, 01:58 PM
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Oh noes!

The Haiku Monster has found his way here from the old site. As you may recall, the Haiku Monster has too little Texans news to feed on in the latter stages of the offseason, and the only thing to keep him at bay are your pithy haikus for his consumption!

So please... reply in this thread with your best haiku to satisfy the Haiku Monster. There are only two rules: (1) You must follow the generally accepted haiku format - - NO EXCEPTIONS! and (2) You must make the Haiku Monster feel the sort of inner peace one can only achieve from a perfectly constructed haiku.

I'll then take them to him to see which are the most satisfactory and ask all of you to vote for the favorite. The person posting the most satisfactory haiku will receive a hot-off-the-presses first edition ItB.com t-shirt!
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:30 PM
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How many entries?
I can make hundreds of these
No monster will starve!
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Old 06-30-2008, 03:21 PM
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If anyone says
'Houston, we have a problem'
this season, I'll scream
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Old 06-30-2008, 03:23 PM
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Limitless entry
Haiku to your heart's content
Just don't suck too much
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:01 AM
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I think Machonelli already won. That was pretty stinkin good.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:07 AM
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Last year, eight and eight
This year, we go for the East
Our future is now.
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Old 07-01-2008, 07:04 AM
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Seventy-eight yards
Andre Johnson to the house
Play-Action bitches!
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:36 AM
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From Good Old Katy
To the Boardwalk of Kemah
Demeco Does Roam
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:31 PM
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haha it took me a second to register but that's a great one joe joe! side to side!!!

A Freight Train's comin'
Tracks rattlin', engines roar!
The Number Ninety
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Old 07-03-2008, 05:20 PM
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The Titans suck, but
Not as much as the Cowboys
"How does my Arse taste?"
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Old 07-03-2008, 05:40 PM
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Battle Red fever
The defense bringing the pain
Catch the sickness now!
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Old 07-04-2008, 03:28 PM
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Training Camp is near
Get the tailgating in gear
Because we want beer!
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Old 07-06-2008, 01:31 PM
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70 and sun
Look up to the clear blue sky
Oops. They closed the roof.
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Old 07-07-2008, 07:56 AM
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Schaub must play better
Because David Carr is not
Walking through that door.
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Old 07-07-2008, 12:42 PM
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Haiku! Bless You man!
We love our Texans football!
Battle Red Kickoff!
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:03 PM
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Titans suck and Jags suck
Big Blue Donkeys suck as well
Texans kick their ---
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Old 07-08-2008, 07:28 AM
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Haiku for Weeks 1-6
Steelers suck, Jags suck,
Titans suck, the Ravens suck,
Dolphins and Colts suck,
Haiku for Weeks 7-11
Lions suck, bye week!
Vikings suck, the Bengals suck,
The Colts suck again!
Haiku for Weeks 12-15
Browns suck, Jags still suck,
Packers suck with or without,
The Titans bench Vince,
Haiku for Weeks 16-?
Raiders suck, Bears suck,
We finally make the cut,
Playoffs or Bust Ya'll!!!
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:03 PM
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In the Deep Trenches
Drinking Age and the Lone Wolf
Battle Red Defense
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:04 AM
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Under the radar
Steel blue and battle red flies
We will shock them all.
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Old 07-09-2008, 11:06 AM
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Offence is Great
The Defense is Better
Playoffs we Make
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