Official Texans @ Patriots Game Thread, 9/22/2016

[Big Texas]

I'm trying to find out which game is worse...The dolphins game last year or this one...

[popanot]

LOL. They just said the Texans haven't had the ball on the NE side of the field ALL NIGHT. You have got to be kidding me!!!


How is that not roughing the passer?!!!!!

[Big Texas]

That was definitely roughing the passer

[Arky]

Ervin brings the ensuing kickoff back to the Texan 23. Texan's ball.

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Pass to Hop gets a 1st down at the Texan 39.

Jeez, Fuller drops a big gainer over the middle, inc pass.

Fido wasn't looking for the pass, inc. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Oz pressured throws off the mark to Strong, inc. Texans to punt.

Pats bring the punt back to their 16 and fumble but recover their own fumble.

4:51 left in the 3rd qtr.

[Arky]

Pat get 4 yards.

Deep pass to Hogan goes inc. Brings up 3rd and 6.

Sideline pass to Edelman fails to get the 1st down. Pats to punt.

Punt rolls to the Texan 20. Texan's ball.

3:27 left in the 3rd qtr.

[barrett]

Now we give up 15 yards of field position because we can't catch a punt. The punt lands 42 yards from the LOS and we aren't there to catch it? Where are we lined up that we can't reach a 42 yard punt in the middle of the field?

[barrett]

Osweilller is throwing fastballs at guys less than 5 yards downfield. I thought we were done with that when Mallett moved on.

[chuck]

This is one team playing chess and the other playing tic tac toe.

This guy Godsey is a Palmer-level idiot.

[Arky]

Pass to Fuller over the middle gets 6.

Pass complete to Griffin for 6 and the 1st down.

Pass to Strong gets 15.

Short pass to Miller gets 7.

L Miller goes right side for 4 and the 1st down. Ball at the Pats 42.

Pass to Griffin goes for 7.

Grimes loses 1.

End of the 3rd qtr.

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On 3rd and 4 at the Pat 36, dump off to Grimes goes for no gain. Brings up 4th and 4. Texans going for it.

Texans use a timeout.

Pass nearly INT'ed but inc. Pats takeover on downs.

14:12 left in the game.

[Arky]

Pass to Edelman too high, inc.

Brissett keeps for no gain. Brings up 3rd and 10.

Brissett pressured and throws inc. Pats to punt.

Punt is fair caught by Ervin at the Texan 13. Texan's ball.

[Arky]

Ball marked at the Texan 14.

Oz gets sacked. Loss of 10.

L Miller up the gut for about 4. Flag is down.....Personal foul on Strong, 1/2 the distance.

On 3rd and 20, handoff to L Miller gets about 7. Texans to punt.

Amendola brings the punt back to the Texan 47. Pat's ball.

[chuck]

These frauds are just giving up. It's hard for me to think that I might be more disgusted by this team but I suppose it's possible.

[Big Texas]

I'm done watching this shit...offense looks like shit...special teams lost this game for us...defense gets a pass in my book

[Arky]

Blount for 5.

Blount gets loose and takes it all the way for the TD. 41 yards.

Pat 27, Texans 0

11 minutes left in the game.

[popanot]

Originally Posted by Big Texas

I'm done watching this shit...offense looks like shit...special teams lost this game for us...defense gets a pass in my book

Why? They have sucked just as bad as every other unit. Have you noticed the tackling? Looks like a bunch of girls playing against boys out there.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by Big Texas

I'm done watching this shit...offense looks like shit...special teams lost this game for us...defense gets a pass in my book

The offense has not scored. They have run something like three plays in Patriots' territory.

The Texans are playing against a mfing rookie quarterback making his first start. They are likely to lose by 30 or more points. This is a total fking beatdown, failure on all fronts.

The Texans are a joke. They always have been and as long as some dumbfck or another named McNair is in charge they always will be.

[barrett]

O'Brien's teams have laid giant eggs on multiple occasions now. We generally look competent from week to week, but we have occasions where we just completely no show. It is hard to know what to make of that. On a certain level a loss is a loss, but on another level I doubt this could have gone worse if nobody showed up for practice this week and we held our starting 22 out. We get totally blown out more than bad teams, but win far more than any bad team should. It makes it impossible to put any expectations as to what this team will do on a given sunday.

[Arky]

The ensuing kickoff goes out of the end zone, touchback. Texan's ball at their 25.

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Pass to Grimes gets 5.

Dump to Grimes gets 4 or 5. 3rd and 1 coming up.

Oz scrambles for the 1st down. Offsides Pats is declined. Ball at the Texan 47.

Pass over the middle goes inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Dump to Grimes gets 6. 3rd and 4 coming up.

Grimes gets stopped. Texans going for it on 4th down.

Deep pass to Fuller goes inc. Ball turns over on downs. Pat's ball.

8:19 left in the game.

[chuck]

This play calling is utterly irresponsible.

[Arky]

Blount for 2.

Blount loses 2. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Pass to White gets about 2. Pats to punt.

Punt is downed at the 4 yard line. Texan's ball.