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Old 09-13-2015, 02:02 PM
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I don't know which interior linemen they have on the bench other than XSF but if you can't beat out Jeff Adams then you don't belong in the league, either.

Wow, kick coverage is terrible, returns are literally a zero. This is a bad, bad team right now.
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Old 09-13-2015, 02:08 PM
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Hoyer is terrible but he is nowhere near the worst of what I've seen today. OL, RBs, defensive secondary, special teams, all terrible.

If Mallet sucks so bad that he can't beat out Hoyer I don't understand how he is in the league.
I have always thought that we have seen what Hoyer can do when the lights come on...at the very least you can see what Mallet has...there are two types of QBs winners and losers...Hoyer has proven he's a loser when it counts...
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Old 09-13-2015, 02:08 PM
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Pass to Maclin goes all the way to the Texan 13. 39 yards. Texans throw the challenge flag. Doesn't look promising...

Whoa, pass is overturned and ruled inc. - a break....

Charles for 4.

Pass to Charles only gets 1 but KJ is offsides.... makes it 3rd and 1 coming up.

Smith rolls out and keeps for 3 and the 1st down.

Smith pressured, throws inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Smith's pass is off the mark, inc. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Smith scrambles for 3. Chiefs have to punt with 8:30 left in the 3rd.

Punt is ruled a touchback. Texan's ball at their 20.
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Old 09-13-2015, 02:17 PM
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Pass to Fido gets 15.

Polk gets about 13 sweeping right.

Pass to Washington goes all the way to the Chief 20 yard line.

Polk for 4 yards.

Short pass to Hop is complete but out of bounds, so inc. 3rd and 6 coming up. OB challenges ......

Call is overturned - nice job OB - makes it 3rd and 1 coming up.

Goodness, pass to Hopkins is dropped, inc. Texans going for it on 4th and 1.....

Blue can't get it. Chiefs takeover on downs at their 11 yard line.
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Old 09-13-2015, 02:19 PM
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What a mind bogglingly stupid play call on fourth down. Alfred Blue over the right guard? Are you fking kidding me? Come on, man.
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Old 09-13-2015, 02:21 PM
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Charles for 13.

Charles sweeps left for 11.

Smith pressured, throws it away, inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Pass to Thomas gets 2.

Smith gets tripped up by Watt for a sack. Chiefs have to punt.

Mumphrey gets the punt back to about the Texan 11. Texan's ball.

3:21 left in the 3rd qtr.
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Old 09-13-2015, 02:25 PM
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Short pass to Shorts gets 7.

Pass to Hopkins gets 14.

Polk gets stood up but gains 2.

Flags pre-snap. False start Texans, -5. 2nd and 13 coming up.

Short pass to Polk gets 9. 3rd and 4 coming up.

Hoyer is smothered by the blitz. Texans have to punt.

End of the 3rd quarter.
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Old 09-13-2015, 02:30 PM
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The Texans are just in over their heads. It's a total embarrassment. McNair will never see his team do anything. I wonder if he cares particularly.

The Chiefs get a better return when their return man fumbles the ball than the Texans do ever.
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Old 09-13-2015, 02:39 PM
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Thomas muffs the punt and still gets 15 yards. Chiefs ball at their 29.

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Charles for 1.

Charles gets 11.

Davis loses 1. 2nd and 11 coming up.

Pass to Kelce gets to the 44 yard line of the Texans, 1st down.

Smith scrambles for 1.

Deep pass to Maclin overthrown, inc. 3rd and 9 coming up.

Smith pressured, scrambles for about 6 but holding on the Chiefs will back it up. Makes it 3rd and 19.

Short pass only gets 6 yards so the Chiefs will have to punt with about 10 minutes left in the game.

Mumphrey gets the punt back to the Texan 14 but holding on Eddie Unpleasant makes it half the distance to the goal line. Ball ends up at the Texan 7 yard line.
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Old 09-13-2015, 02:44 PM
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Blue for 9.

Blue for 4 and the 1st down.

Hoyer pressured and throws it away which draws the intentional grounding, 10 yards and loss of down. Makes it 2nd and 22 at the Texan 8.

Deep pass down the sideline to Hop goes over everyone. 3rd and 22 coming up.

Grimes for 2 yards. Texans have to punt.

Thomas gets 17 yards on the punt return. Chiefs ball at the Texan 41.
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Old 09-13-2015, 02:48 PM
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Charles for 3.

Pass to Wilson gets 6. 3rd and 1 coming up.

Short pass doesn't get the 1 yard. Chiefs to try the FG.

Santos 51-yarder goes wide left, no good.

Score remains:

Chiefs 27, Texans 9

7:01 left in the game.
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Old 09-13-2015, 02:54 PM
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Mallett in at QB.

Short pass to Hop gets 8.

Pass to Hop gets 14.

Pass to Griffin is broken up, inc.

Pass to Hop gets 12. Ball at the Chief 25.

PI on Hopkins places the ball at the 10 yard line.

Short pass to Grimes gets 2.

Pass to Hopkins in the endzone good for the TD. Texans going for 2....

Pass to Hopkins is good for the two points.

Chiefs 27, Texans 17

4:07 left in the game.
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Old 09-13-2015, 03:02 PM
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The ensuing kickoff goes out of the endzone, touchback. Chiefs ball at their 20.

Davis for 4.

Smith pressured by Watt throws it away, inc. 3rd and 6 coming up.

Pass to Kelce goes for 11 and the 1st down.

Charles loses two. Timeout Texans (#1) with 3:12 left in the game.

Smith keeps for 3. Timeout Texans (#2). Brings up 3rd and 9.

Charles almost gets loose for the 1st down but is brought down 1 yard short.... Chiefs will have to punt with 2:56 left in the game.

Mumphrey brings the punt back to about the Texan 25 yard line. Texan's ball with 2:47 left.
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Old 09-13-2015, 03:14 PM
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False start on D Brown, -5. Makes it 1st and 15.

Mallett is sacked for loss.

Pass to Mumphrey gets 17. 3rd and 5 coming up.

Mallett scrambles for the 1st down (5 yards). Just barely.

2 minute warning. Chiefs challenge the spot of the ball.....

Ruling on the field stands, 1st down.

Pass to Mumphrey tipped up and nearly INT'ed but inc.

Short pass to Shorts goes to the Chief 46 yard line. 1:47 left in the game.

Mallett hits Hop for 18.

Pass to Washington (?) sails inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Mallett's pass downfield off the mark, inc. 3rd down and 10 coming up.

Timeout Chiefs (all timeouts gone both teams).

Oy, pass to Graham off the mark, inc. Texans to go for the FG.

Bullock's 47-yarder doinks in good.

Chiefs 27, Texans 20

1:23 left in the game.
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Old 09-13-2015, 03:17 PM
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Onside kick by the Texans goes straight to a Chief. Chief's ball.

Chiefs kneeling it out.

Final Score:

Chiefs 27, Texans 20

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Man, there's gonna be a lot of jibber jabber everywhere about this one....
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Old 09-13-2015, 03:18 PM
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Bullock is hilarious. He is the first kicker in the league to miss an extra point, he can't make a routine FG without clanking it off the upright, he can't kick an onside kick. It's incredible that Kubiak spent a draft pick on this asshole.
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Old 09-13-2015, 03:54 PM
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If I never see Brian Hoyer play football for the Texans again that will be too soon. I do not understand how different coaches keep giving this guy chances. He must be a great guy because it's like everyone bends over backwards to come up with reasons to give him jobs he doesn't win. He somehow gets labeled a consistent vet when he can't make the ball go where he wants it 6 out of 10 times. It blows my mind that O'Brien seems extremely competent in every way except how to manage the QB position (his supposed specialty).

This team is going nowhere. We are 2 years into O'Brien and we are still playing for the future with no ticking clock indicating when that might happen.

But Chuck, don't worry about McNair. He may not ever see his team do anything but he is certain JJ Watt wouldn't destroy a cell phone.
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Old 09-13-2015, 03:55 PM
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Bullock is hilarious. He is the first kicker in the league to miss an extra point, he can't make a routine FG without clanking it off the upright, he can't kick an onside kick. It's incredible that Kubiak spent a draft pick on this asshole.
What's more incredible is Kubiak will probably coach in the playoffs this year while we win 6 games. He definitely won the break-up.
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Old 09-13-2015, 04:40 PM
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What's more incredible is Kubiak will probably coach in the playoffs this year while we win 6 games. He definitely won the break-up.
It's amazing how much better a coach one becomes once you find yourself coaching one of the best three or four quarterbacks in the history of the game.

Although when I last looked they'd only notched a pair of FGs.

Meanwhile, Mariota looks damn good. Distressingly good. They never scored more than 28 points last year. They've scored 28 in the first half.
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Old 09-13-2015, 04:43 PM
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Another Winston pick. Mariota would have been a really good quarterback in Kubiak's system.
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