Official Texans @ Dolphins Game Thread, 10/25/2015

[sinnister]

I had hoped we would draft Jarvis Landry. We drafted the great XSF. Oh well.

[Big Texas]

And there you have it. If you wondered which team we were, you have found out now.

[Arky]

Raining hard.

The ensuing kickoff goes out of the end zone, touchback.

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Texan's ball at their 20.

Polk for no gain. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Polk gets caught for a loss of 4.

On 3rd and 14, Hoyer's pass to Mumphrey is off the mark, inc. Hands to the face penalty on the Texans is declined. Texans to punt.

Punt is brought back to the Texan 44.

[Arky]

Dolphin's ball at the Texan 45.

Miller goes up the gut for 29.

Miller for 3. 2nd and 7 at the Texan 14 coming up.

Miller for 4 more. 3rd and 3 coming up.

Pass to Landry goes for the TD. 10 yards.

Dolphins 21, Texans 0

3:03 left in the 1st qtr.

lol.

[Arky]

The ensuing kickoff is a touchback.

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Texan's ball at their 20.

Pass to Foster on the sideline goes inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Foster gets maybe 2.

Pass to Graham is dropped, inc. Texans will have to punt.

Punt is fielded and actually loses yardage. Ball ends up at the Dolphin 17.

[Big Texas]

We look like a high school team playing an NFL team.

[Big Texas]

Its been screens, draws, and quick passes...all designed to take advantage of undiscipline pass rushers

[Arky]

Dolphin's ball at their 17.

Miller goes left for 8.

Miller goes up the gut for 5 or 6.

Tannehill scrambles up the middle for 3.

Pass to Matthews gets 10 and the 1st down.

End of the 1st qtr.

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Rush goes for 2.

Screen to Miller goes all the way for the TD. 54 yards.

Dolphins 28, Texans 0

14:10 left in the half.

[Arky]

Total yards:

Dolphins 275
Texans 0

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The ensuing kickoff is a touchback.

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Texan's ball at their 20.

Hoyer can't find a receiver and throws it away, inc.

Whhheeeeeeeeeee, Fido can't hang on to the pass and gives it up for a pick 6.

Dolphins 35, Texans 0

13:56 left in the half.

[sinnister]

On a brighter note, my fantasy team looks great since I started Tannehill.

[Keith]

Sure glad O'Brien bought those extra years punting the QB position for two seasons.

[Arky]

Mumphrey brings the ensuing kickoff back to the Texan 23.

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Texan's ball at their 23.

Foster for 4.

Hoyer's hand is hit as he passes and the ball falls loose but Hoyer recovers it. 3rd and 7 coming up.

Hoyer's pass to Washington off the mark, inc. Texans have to punt.

Dolphins don't get much on the punt return.

[Big Texas]

No pressure...

Dbs consistently in the wrong spot...

Offense looks pathetic...

Recipe for someone getting fired...

[Arky]

Dolphin's ball at their 26.

12:17 left in the half.

Miller for 2.

Pass to Matthews gets 12 and the 1st down.

Miller gets 7.

Landry sweeps right for 3 and the 1st down.

Tannehill pressured can't find a receiver and throws it away, inc. but flag on the Texans for illegal holding = 5 yards and an auto 1st down.

Miller sweeps right for about 5. Ball at the Texan 39.

Tannehill is sacked by Simon but flag is down....illegal shift on the Dolphins is declined. Brings up 3rd and 13.

Screen to Miller comes up short but flag is down..... Ref says, "no foul".... Dolphins have to punt.... Way to go defense!

Punt goes into the end zone but flag is down....illegal formation on the Dolphins will be tacked on.

[WMH]

Originally Posted by Keith

Sure glad O'Brien bought those extra years punting the QB position for two seasons.

This game has very little to do with the QB position.

[Arky]

Texan's ball at their 25.

Hoyer's pass is deflected, inc.

Pass to Washington gets 10 and a 1st down.

Foster slips down for no gain.

Pass to Hop goes for 10.

Foster sweeps left for 3.

Pass to Hopkins gets about 13. Ball at the Dolphin 44.

Hoyer pressured throws it in the direction of Polk but inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Foster gets 11 on the delay.

Pass towards Mumphrey goes inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Polk gets 2 or 3. 3rd and 8 coming up.

Pass to Washington goes to the Dolphin 16, 1st down.

Short pass to Graham is dropped.

Pass over the middle to Graham is too high, inc. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Hoyer sacked but flag is down.... looks like offsides Dolphins, 5 yards. 3rd and 5 coming up.

Foster for 3. Texans going for it on 4th and 2.

Timeout Dolphins with 3:36 left in the half.

Pass to Grimes broken up, inc. Dolphins takeover on downs.

[Arky]

Dolphins at their 9.

Miller for 6.

Miller goes all the way. 85 yards.

Extra point is no good.

Dolphins 41, Texans 0

2:47 left in the half.

[WMH]

Originally Posted by sinnister

On a brighter note, my fantasy team looks great since I started Tannehill.

I've got Tannehill AND Miller going against this mess of a D.

[Arky]

Mumphrey brings the ensuing kickoff back to the Texan 18.

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Texan's ball at their 18.

Foster for 11.

Hop catches the pass and fights for the 1st down. Ball at the Texan 40.

2 minute warning.

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Hoyer sacked but flag is down.....ref says "no flag". Loss of 7. 2nd and 17 coming up.

Hoyer sacked again. 3rd and 25 coming up.

Hoyer sacked and stripped but the Texans fall on it. Texans will punt on 4th and 31.

Dolphins bring the punt back to their 35. Flag on the Texans for running out of bounds. Dolphins make the Texans kick it again. 1:16 left in the half. 4th and 36.

Landry brings the punt back into Texan territory but flag is down....holding on the Dolphins will tacked on.

[chuck]

This is a disgusting ****************ing team owned by a disgusting ****************ing bigot and I am no longer a fan of this fraudulent pile of shit. You guys have fun.