Official Texans vs. Chiefs Game Thread, 09/13/2015

[chuck]

That looked like the drive of a completely competent offense.

[chuck]

Something tells me BOB is not going to have Kubiakian patience with Bullock's bullshit. I would expect them to have a kicker try out this week.

[Arky]

Chiefs bring the ensuing kickoff back to about their 25 yard line. Chiefs ball.

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Pass to Charles goes for 11.

End of the 1st quarter.

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Thomas on the sweep gets 9. 2nd and 1 coming up.

Pass to Kelce gets 17 and the 1st down. Kelce down - KJ2 gave him a good lick in the ribs... injury timeout.

Charles sweeps left for 2. Ball at the Texan 35.

Pass to Maclin gets 13.

Davis gets 11 and a 1st down at the Texan 11.

Pass to Maclin gets 2.

Tipped pass to Charles gets 1 yard. 3rd and 7 coming up.

Smith's pass off the mark, inc in the endzone. Chiefs to go for the FG.

Santos 27-yarder is good.

Chiefs 17, Texans 6

10:26 left in the half.

[popanot]

Why Bullock still has a job is beyond me. He's been mediocre to putrid since being here. And where the hell is this great D? KC is rolling them over so far.

[Arky]

Texans at their 20...

2 yard run by Polk.

Polk for 1. 3rd and 7 coming up.

Hoyer's pass goes inc. Texans to punt.

Thomas gets 20 on the return and gets the ball near midfield. Chiefs ball.

[Arky]

Pass to Maclin gets 20.

Charles goes down for loss of 1.

Watt gets the sack, loss of 9. Flag on the Chiefs for hands to the face is declined. 3rd and 20 coming up.

Screen to Davis gets a nice gainer, 12 yards. Chiefs going for it on 4th and 8....

Timeout Texans.

Chiefs opt to go for the FG and Santos gets a 48-yarder - good.

Chiefs 20, Texans 6

6:20 left in the half.

[popanot]

This is getting ugly. WTF.

[Arky]

The ensuing kickoff goes out of the endzone, touchback. Texan's ball at their 20.

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Hoyer sacked for 8. 2nd 18 coming up.

Flat pass to Washington good for 4.

Hoyer fumbles and the Chiefs recover... Chiefs ball at the Texan 7 yard line.

[Arky]

Smith's screen pass to Charles goes for the TD. 7 yards.

Chiefs 27, Texans 6

4:55 left in the half.

[chuck]

What a total disgrace. Everyone associated with the organization should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

[popanot]

Thanks for this awesome display of QB competency, Texans management. Where's FITZY when you need him?

[Arky]

Texans at the 20....

Grimes for 1.

Short pass to Griffin inc.

Pass to Washington broken up, inc. Texans to punt.

Thomas returns the punt 16 yards. Chiefs ball at the Texan 47.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by popanot

Thanks for this awesome display of QB competency, Texans management. Where's FITZY when you need him?

Hoyer is terrible but he is nowhere near the worst of what I've seen today. OL, RBs, defensive secondary, special teams, all terrible.

If Mallet sucks so bad that he can't beat out Hoyer I don't understand how he is in the league.

[Arky]

Davis goes left for 2.

Watt gets in the backfield for loss of 3 on Davis. 3rd and 11 coming up.

Smith rolls out and throws inc. Chiefs to punt with 2:38 left in the half.

Punt is downed at the Texan 1 yard line but the gunner had a foot on the goal line so Texan's ball at their 20.

[Arky]

Pass to Blue gets 7.

Blue gets 3 and the 1st down. Ball at the Texan 30.

2 minute warning.

Pass to Hopkins sails inc.

Grimes for 3.

Pass to Washington goes for 18.

Pass to Washington goes for 13.

Pass to Griffin goes to the Chief 18 yard line. 47 seconds left in the half.

Grimes for about 4 or 5.

Hoyer sacked. Ball at the 16 yard line. 3rd and 9 coming up with 20 seconds left.

Chiefs use a timeout. Texans out of timeouts.

Pass to Washington in the endzone goes inc.

Bullock gets the 34 yard FG.

Chiefs 27, Texans 9

9 seconds left in the half.

[Arky]

The ensuing kickoff is downed in the endzone, touchback. Chiefs ball at their 20.

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Chiefs kneel it out.

Halftime.

Chiefs 27, Texans 9

[Arky]

Eeesh, Papa John just cannot stay out of his own commercials....

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Wonder how long it will take OB to blow up the Hoyer train...

[Arky]

The 2nd half kickoff goes out of the endzone, touchback. Texan's ball at their 20.

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Pass to Hopkins gets 16.

Dumpoff to Blue goes inc.

Blue for 7. 3rd and 3 coming up.

Pass to Washington off the mark, inc. Texans to punt.

Punt goes into the endzone, touchback. Chiefs ball at their 20.

13:36 left in the 3rd qtr.

[Arky]

Charles for no gain.

Pass to Kelce gets 9. 3rd and 1 coming up.

Charles sweeps left for no gain. Chiefs have to punt. Nice job, defense.

Mumphrey goes out of bounds with the punt at the Texan 18. Texan's ball.

[Arky]

Blue for 2 or 3.

Hoyer pressured, throws inc. 3rd and 8 coming up.

Pass to Shorts off the mark, inc. Texans to punt.

Thomas brings the punt back to near midfield (again). Chiefs ball with 11:12 left in the 3rd.