Cowboys Back on HBO's Hard Knocks

[Keith]

The Cowboys are back on HBO for another tour of Hard Knocks.
Wed 8/6 9pm CDT


SPOILER ALERT!!!!


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The Cowboys still suck.

[HPF Bob]

I'm told the series highlight is the Terrell Owens-Adam Jones tour of Dallas area titty bars...

[Keith]

Ahhh... the first ep aired last night. Some lowlights:

- Dave Campo goes commando. And someone pants him at practice. Then the Son of Bum made a rule about not pantsing the coaches.

- Jason Garrett feeding Jerrah in the draft warroom to take the flashier Razorback (Jerrah's school, of course) over the three down back in Mendenhall since they already have Barber3.

- Roy Williams still sucks in coverage.

- Jerrah addressing his team at the start of camp: ""There are 5 rules to being a salesman...1) Ask for the money 2) I forget the other four".

- Steven Jones asking Felix Jones for a loan after the latter signed his contract. (He was joking...I think. )

- Barber3 is a beast in pass pro. Damn.

- TO does make for entertaining cable television. Dude has $25 million reasons to live, yet he's shilling t-shirts, casually dropping the website URL for outpost.