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Old 07-08-2008, 07:28 AM
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Haiku for Weeks 1-6
Steelers suck, Jags suck,
Titans suck, the Ravens suck,
Dolphins and Colts suck,
Haiku for Weeks 7-11
Lions suck, bye week!
Vikings suck, the Bengals suck,
The Colts suck again!
Haiku for Weeks 12-15
Browns suck, Jags still suck,
Packers suck with or without,
The Titans bench Vince,
Haiku for Weeks 16-?
Raiders suck, Bears suck,
We finally make the cut,
Playoffs or Bust Ya'll!!!
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:03 PM
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In the Deep Trenches
Drinking Age and the Lone Wolf
Battle Red Defense
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:04 AM
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Under the radar
Steel blue and battle red flies
We will shock them all.
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Old 07-09-2008, 11:06 AM
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Offence is Great
The Defense is Better
Playoffs we Make
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Old 07-09-2008, 11:36 AM
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Offence is Great
The Defense is Better
Playoffs we Make
The entry above fails the generally accepted haiku format, and the Haiku Monster is most dissatisfied by this "offence".
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Old 07-09-2008, 12:01 PM
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The entry above fails the generally accepted haiku format, and the Haiku Monster is most dissatisfied by this "offence".
meh.. was my first shot ever at a haiku hopefully the monster finds this more appealing.


The offence is great
Defense makes a difference
Playoffs we will make
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Old 07-09-2008, 12:58 PM
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Down, Set, HUT!...One...Two...
Shit, here they come! Hit Andre!
Time to go fetal,


White gloves, bangin' hair!
What more could anyone ask?
Best Q. B. Ever.
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:44 PM
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Since the monster didnt eat my last one I will try again.

Kubes has the best plan
AJ to the house all day
Mario get sacks

The Texans we love
Tears of joy and tears of pain
Our blood, Battle Red
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:40 AM
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Counting your fingers...
Its not hard to understand
why the games at hand.
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:41 AM
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Loud racing motors
Make me look out the windows.
Where are my tickets?!!
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:38 PM
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While its early yet
We think the trenches are strong
Finally in the playoffs
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