Feed the Haiku Monster! [Official ItB.com Contest]

[Keith]

Oh noes!

The Haiku Monster has found his way here from the old site. As you may recall, the Haiku Monster has too little Texans news to feed on in the latter stages of the offseason, and the only thing to keep him at bay are your pithy haikus for his consumption!

So please... reply in this thread with your best haiku to satisfy the Haiku Monster. There are only two rules: (1) You must follow the generally accepted haiku format - - NO EXCEPTIONS! and (2) You must make the Haiku Monster feel the sort of inner peace one can only achieve from a perfectly constructed haiku.

I'll then take them to him to see which are the most satisfactory and ask all of you to vote for the favorite. The person posting the most satisfactory haiku will receive a hot-off-the-presses first edition ItB.com t-shirt!