Official Texans @ Patriots Divisional Playoff Game Thread, 1/13/2013

[Keith]

TV = CBS (channel 11 local), Sunday 3:30 pm CST

Announcers = Jim Nantz, Phil Simms, sideline - Steve Tasker

This line from Spaceballs pretty much summed up the first meeting between the Pats, with Belichick in his hoodie as Dark Helmet and Kubiak as Lone Star:

[HPF Bob]

C'mon Texans! Let's keep the upset train rolling this weekend. I DO NOT want a Baltimore/New England repeat for the AFC Championship Game.

[TheMatrix31]

Not much needs to be said. Just go there and do it. Bottom line.

Let's ****************ing go.

[Warren]

Texans
CB Roc Carmichael
CB Stanford Routt
ILB Cameron Collins
OG Antoine Caldwell
OT Andrew Gardner
OG Cody White
NT Terrell McClain

Patriots
WR Kamar Allen
S Derrick Martin
CB Malcolm Williams
OL Nick McDonald
OL Markus Zusevics
TE Daniel Fells
DE Jake Bequette

[Arky]

Congrats to Atlanta - going from chokers to getting the monkey off their backs.... I wonder how many fans needed to go to the infirmary at the stadium....

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Texans in all white today...

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Kickoff in a few.

[Nconroe]

Let's go Texans.

[Arky]

Texans win the toss and will receive...

Manning! Brings the kickoff back all the way to the Patriot 12 yard line!

Texans ball.

[Arky]

Foster for 3. 2nd and 7 coming up.

Pass to Casey is dropped.... 3rd and 7 coming up....

Pass too tall for AJ in the endzone, inc. Texans to go for the FG.

Graham's 27-yarder is good.

Texans 3, Pats 0

13:57 left in the 1st quarter.

[chuck]

A pussy first down call and two complete failures of execution. Three points is not going to get it done.

[Nconroe]

That was nearly 7 to Casey, great KR by Manning.

Up 3, let's see what defense does.

[Arky]

Pats bring the ensuing kickoff back to their 19. Pats ball.

Woodhead stopped for no gain. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Pass to Welker gets about 8. 3rd and 2 coming up.

Pass to the sideline is inc. Pats have to punt.

Martin catches the punt and slips and slides to the Texan 17. Texans ball.

[Big Texas]

Shaub throws one excellent pass and one shitty pass....inconsistent as usual...

[Big Texas]

Wow what a play Kubes....

[Arky]

Pass to OD good for 11 and a 1st down.

Pass to AJ gets 10.

Dumpoff to Foster gets about 13. Ball at midfield.

Foster for no gain. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Pass to AJ in the flat sails inc. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Pass to OD only gets 5 or 6. Texans to punt.

Punt is downed by the Texans at the Pats 11. 9:27 left in the 1st quarter.

[Arky]

Pass to Hernandez gets 4.

Pass to Hernandez gets 7 and a 1st down. Ball at the Pats 23.

Vereen sweeps left for loss of 1. 2nd and 11 coming up.

Deep pass to Gronk caught but out of bounds, inc. 3rd and 11 coming up.

Pass to Welker gets 11 and a 1st down.

Brady is sacked by Watt and Reed! 2nd and 19 coming up.

Dumpoff pass goes for 11.

On 3rd and 8, pass to Welker is dropped, inc. Pats have to punt.

Martin brings the punt back to the Texans 20. Texans ball.

[Nconroe]

Watt and Reed share a sack. Then Welker drops a pass.

Ok, now time for offense.

[BigBull]

Looks like the defense came to play. Now the offense needs to put it in the endzone.

[Warren]

Wade is definitely mixing things up -- lots of different looks.

[Arky]

5:49 left in the 1st quarter.

Pass to AJ gets about 15.

Foster for maybe 2. 2nd and 8 coming up.

Pass to AJ broken up, inc. 3rd and 8 coming up.

Pass to Foster is dropped, inc. Texans have to punt.

Punt goes out of bounds at the Pats 35. Pats ball.

[chuck]

I wonder if Schaub will ever throw the ball downfield.