If the Astros were an NFL team, they'd be the Jacksonville Jaguars, complete with a midget as their best player. The Jags throw tarps over half their stadium rather than try to attract fans with better talent. The Astros have taken to lying about attendance figures to pretend they have fans.
Mike Brown's cheapness forced the NFL to put in a salary floor. Jim Crane's may force MLB to do the same thing.
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