[HPF Bob]

* Your tight end false starts when your team is about to get in field goal range to kick the winning field goal.

* The same tight end fumbles away your last desperation chance to get in field goal range.

* Your defensive end jumps off sides to give your opponent five yards closer to the end zone.

* Your corner slaps away your opponent's desperation Hail Mary throw straight into the lap of your opponent's receier who catches it to score the winning touchdown.

By the way, in case it escaped your attention, your number one draft choice also committed pass interference in the end zone on the same play so if your opponent didn't get the lucky gift of a deflected ball right into their lap, the officials could have put them at the one yard line for an untimed down.

Now, it's easy to say "fire the coaches" when that stuff happens but the players have to take responsibility too for that series of bonehead mistakes. If the last two games have taught us anything it's that we have an entire roster full of chokers when the game is on the line, not just the coaches but the people who put the roster together and the players themselves.