Official Texans @ Cardinals Fake Game Thread, 8/9/2014
 

I am not sure what to expect, but hope the guys play a smart game.

I reckon Fitz will start the 1st quarter and then we'll probably get a big dose of Keenum and possibly some Savage....

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Palmer hits Fitzgerald for the 7 yd. TD. 10:37 left in the first qtr.

7-0 Cards

Texan defense looking up and down. Harris got worked.....

That was very disappointing...Brandon Harris looked bad...LETS GO OFFENSE

Nice 7 yard run by Grimes on 1st down but the Texans go 3 and out and punt.

There goes that...I'm going to try to stay positive...

Well, men, I guess Carson Palmer is a lot better than he used to be.

I don't really mind when Brandon Harris gets owned because he's obviously not going to make this team. But when Jackson gets exposed by a couple of second stringers it just pisses me the f off.

Christ, Harris is terrible.

The bad news is we are terrible.

Stanton hits Brown for the 5 yd TD.

Cards 14, Texans 0

3:50 left in the 1st quarter.

Cards 9 first downs. Texans 0.

Cards QB's 9/9 passing.

Well, I think we've spotted a need for an upgrade.... :mad:

Worse than I'd remembered. Even the kicker, f me, Bullock kicks it to the five, theirs booms it out of the end zone.

Fitzpatrick sucks. We already knew that. That doesn't really bother me. Kareem Jackson sucking more than Jenna Jameson infuriates me.

New coach. New system. Same old holding calls, same old pass interference calls.

Fitz's pass is tipped/picked. Cards ball at the Texan 13.

I'm switching back over to watch Johnny Highball.

Cards settle for a 32 yd FG.

Cards 17, Texans 0

The Broncos played the other day so why not?

Texans rush for a 1st down, Fitz completes a pass - we're rolling now... :p

Cards 17, Texans 0

End of the 1st quarter.

Manziel 2-for-2 passing (8 yds), three scrambles for 10 yds. My guess is that he's not very patient in the pocket.

1 read, and he takes off.