Ever since Tank McNamara invented "Nort Spews", I've wished for some announcer to say "Stay tuned at halftime for whores and skylights".

Whoever does it first will live on YouTube forever.

Titans bring the 2nd half kickoff back to the 24.

1st down pass is inc.

C Johnson for 3. 3rd and 7.

3rd down pass is inc. so Titans to punt.

Nice return by JJ on the punt to the Texan 28.

Wow...a three-and-out and it wasn't our guys for once.

Schaub scrambles for 3 or 4.

Slaton for -2.

AJ looks to be 1 yard short on the 1st down. Texans to punt.

Titans muff the punt. Pinned at their own 1 yard line.

And a nice punt at that...:D

Offsides Titans - 1/2 the distance.

Collins sneak for 1.

White for 2 but flag on the play...... Hands to the face on DelJuan. 1st and 10. Ball at the Titans 9.

Pass goes inc.

DeMeco TFL -1. 3rd down 11.

O - M - G. Johnson breaks one - 91 yards.

Titans 31, Texans 24.

Gotta answer, Texans....

I hate third downs.

Come the FK on! Where the hell is the containment?!! I mean jeezus christ!!

They have to be statistically the worst in the NFL on 3rd downs. OTOH, they have to be near the best on 1st and 2nd downs. Weird!

Oh no!!!.... Our defense will be back on the field!!

We need a turnover.

We'll probably get another 70 yard TD for Chris Johnson.

Texans ball at their 20.

1st down pass to AJ inc.

Pass to AJ good for about 5.

3rd down pass goes inc. - Texans to punt.

Titans return the punt to about their 40. Flags down.... Holding on Titans is accepted - backs them up 10 yards.

White for short gain - 3 yards.

2nd down pass is inc. 3rd and 7.

Amobi with TFL on the screen. Titans to punt.

JJ falls on the punt at the Texan 35.

C Brown for 3. Flag on the play. Leach unnecessary roughness -15.

OD big pass to the Titan 45. 34 yards.

Houston, just stop running the ball. It's not worth it.

C Brown for no gain.

AJ makes the jumping catch for about 8 yards.

C Brown no gain - 4th down and 2 coming up.

Texans to go for it...... timeout Texans.

Short pass to Dreesen good for the 1st down.

1st down pass goes inc.

Schaub to AJ for 10 - 1st down.

Screen to AJ good for 1

Screen to Slaton good for about 7. 1:40 left in the 3rd qtr.

That was SWEET!!!!!! :D

On 3rd and 3, pass to AJ is interferred with. 1st down Texans at the 2.

Pass to OD good for the TD!

Texans 31, Titans 31

1:15 left in the 3rd qtr.

Tie game, bitches!