Jags bring the kickoff back to the 25.

8 seconds left in the 3rd quarter.

MJD for 2.

End of 3rd quarter.

2nd down pass goes inc. Brings up 3rd and 8.

Pass to Miller good for 11 and the 1st down.

MJD for 5.

Cushing gets MJD TFL -3. Brings up 3rd and 8.

Garrard sacked by Mario and FUMBLES! Texans recover!

Replay looks like Garrard was down before he fumbles - Del Rio challenges and I think he will win. At any rate, Jags will have to punt.

Garrard is ruled down so the Jags have to punt on 4th and 13.

Martinez brings the punt back to the Texan 18. 12:28 left in the game.

Pass to Dreesen good for 8.

Moat for 4. 1st down.

Bombs away to AJ good for 53! Ball at the Jags 16.

Pass to KW good for 6.

Moats for 3. Brings up 3rd and 1.

C Brown gets 1.5 and a 1st down. 1st and goal at the 6.

Oh no, C Brown on the halfback pass throws a lame duck that is INT'ed. :( Jags ball at the 2.

WOW! What a pass. What a catch.

Likely wishful thinking, but I sure wish Schaub could bring us back for a win.

I think I'm psychic.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Kubiak just lost his job with that play LMAO!!!

Is Jerry Glanville calling plays!!

I want "The Chin".

I had no idea Kubiak was that stupid. I mean, sure, I knew he is profoundly stupid. I mean, finger painter, glue eating stupid. But wow. Just wow.

Garrard tries a deep pass out of the endzone that goes inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

MJD for 1. Brings up 3rd and 9.

3rd down pass goes inc. so Jags have to punt. 7:37 left in the game.

Martinez fields the punt and goes down at the Jags 47.

I dunno Chuck, are you saying you've got reservations about that call to have Brown throw the pass ?

Pass to AJ good for 19 but illegal shift on the offense. Repeat 1st down. 1st and 15.

Pass to AJ goes inc.

Pass over the middle to DA good for 9. Brings up 3rd and 6.

3rd down pass goes inc. Texans to go for it on 4th and 6.

Pass to DA good for the 1st down at the Jags 33.

I'm starting to think this must be some sort of conspiracy. No one AND I MEAN NO ONE has to be that dumb. Who calls that play? Seriously! Who calls that play.

Dude is so lost he couldn't find where he was going even with a sherpa holding a Garmin.

1st down pass goes inc.

2nd down pass goes inc. Brings up 3rd and 10.

Pass caught by KW good for 19!

If I were the owner Kubiak would not be coaching the Texans at this moment in time. I would have gone down to the sidelines and fired him in the middle of the game. Give me your headset. Leave. Now. Find your own way home.

Wow, what a catch by Walter.

Ball at the Jags 12.

Pass to AJ good for 11. Takes it to the 1 yard line!

Pass to AJ good for the TD! 4:01 left in the game.

Texans to go for 2.

2 pt pass attempt is broken up inc.

Jags 23, Texans 18

Couldn't draw up anything better? Like Casey in the back of the end zone or something?

I'm astounded they didn't dust off the old double reverse.

I kinda thought even re-running that same play to Angry Dre that scored the TD would have worked again for the 2-pt conversion.

Johnson is focused right now. Take advantage of him in Angry Dre mode.

I dont understand why are we trying to get CBrown involved in this game. Because he F'd up last time we played them? That 2pt should have went to anyone else except him. He's not here for his terrific pass catching ability.

Jags bring the kickoff back to their 24.

Let's go, DEFENSE!

MJD for no gain.

MJD for 15 and a 1st down. 3:10 left in the game.

Oh my God.

That's it...game's over.

Nice tackling, douches.

After this loss. Shaub is gonna say he's done for the season.

After this game the Texans are done for the season lol

MJD for 4.

MJD for 7 and a 1st down.

MJD for no gain. Timeout Texans. 2:18 left in the game

Jeez I hate MJD. I can't STAND that guy. Cannot STAND him.

Glad you brought this up. What exactly IS he here for?

I'll bet my balls Jacksoffville gets this.

MJD for 7. Another timeout Texans (last one). 2:13 left in the game.

MJD gets 4 and the 1st down.

2 minute warning.

Jags kneel it out.

Final score:

Jags 23, Texans 18

Now that I have thrown every loose item in my living room around, does anyone think Chris Brown collects a check from the Hags?

That was unfreakin real. Take the ball out of the hands of your best players.

Ballgame.....and the seasons as well. I really, really hate the I-formation. It's like a Pavlovian reaction now whenever I see it.....regardless of the team running it. Even if they can run it. Kubiak has done that to me.

I dont understand why this team lost last week and I dont understand why they are struggling this season. They got a decent QB that makes plays, they got a RB that hasnt had a great season but can do good on any given week. They even have a pretty solid defense... And no im not talking about Texans, Im talking about the Jacksonville Jaguars. With this win they control their own destiny.

I was wondering if he double downed his winnings from the first Hags game.

No one knows. I don't think he even knows.

They turned the ball over a million times last week.

No, we don't suck. Our coaching staff just sucks. Someone must have gotten paid big time for that HB pass on the goal line. Every Sunday they make a new dumb ass decision. This week it will be all about the HB Pass call.

I would dare not blame this loss on the defense. As a matter of fact I wont blame any of the losses on the defense. I blame this on the circus act that Shaub and the training staff pulled in the first.

I dont blame it on our entire defense because Cushing makes plays.... I do blame it on our lame secondary.... We get torched every week.

Secondary sucks, and coaching sucks. Oh, and Chris Brown sucks too.