Ever since Tank McNamara invented "Nort Spews", I've wished for some announcer to say "Stay tuned at halftime for whores and skylights".

Whoever does it first will live on YouTube forever.

Titans bring the 2nd half kickoff back to the 24.

1st down pass is inc.

C Johnson for 3. 3rd and 7.

3rd down pass is inc. so Titans to punt.

Nice return by JJ on the punt to the Texan 28.

Wow...a three-and-out and it wasn't our guys for once.

Schaub scrambles for 3 or 4.

Slaton for -2.

AJ looks to be 1 yard short on the 1st down. Texans to punt.

Titans muff the punt. Pinned at their own 1 yard line.

And a nice punt at that...:D

Offsides Titans - 1/2 the distance.

Collins sneak for 1.

White for 2 but flag on the play...... Hands to the face on DelJuan. 1st and 10. Ball at the Titans 9.

Pass goes inc.

DeMeco TFL -1. 3rd down 11.

O - M - G. Johnson breaks one - 91 yards.

Titans 31, Texans 24.

Gotta answer, Texans....

I hate third downs.

Come the FK on! Where the hell is the containment?!! I mean jeezus christ!!

They have to be statistically the worst in the NFL on 3rd downs. OTOH, they have to be near the best on 1st and 2nd downs. Weird!

Oh no!!!.... Our defense will be back on the field!!

We need a turnover.

We'll probably get another 70 yard TD for Chris Johnson.

Texans ball at their 20.

1st down pass to AJ inc.

Pass to AJ good for about 5.

3rd down pass goes inc. - Texans to punt.

Titans return the punt to about their 40. Flags down.... Holding on Titans is accepted - backs them up 10 yards.

White for short gain - 3 yards.

2nd down pass is inc. 3rd and 7.

Amobi with TFL on the screen. Titans to punt.

JJ falls on the punt at the Texan 35.

C Brown for 3. Flag on the play. Leach unnecessary roughness -15.

OD big pass to the Titan 45. 34 yards.

Houston, just stop running the ball. It's not worth it.

C Brown for no gain.

AJ makes the jumping catch for about 8 yards.

C Brown no gain - 4th down and 2 coming up.

Texans to go for it...... timeout Texans.

Short pass to Dreesen good for the 1st down.

1st down pass goes inc.

Schaub to AJ for 10 - 1st down.

Screen to AJ good for 1

Screen to Slaton good for about 7. 1:40 left in the 3rd qtr.

That was SWEET!!!!!! :D

On 3rd and 3, pass to AJ is interferred with. 1st down Texans at the 2.

Pass to OD good for the TD!

Texans 31, Titans 31

1:15 left in the 3rd qtr.

Tie game, bitches!

Titans bring the kickoff out to their 34.

1st down pass goes inc.

Pass to Washington good for about 9. 3rd and 1.

Mario stops Johnson! Titans have to punt.

Timeout Texans.

Ugh....wasted timeouts!

Oh no. JJ muffs it.

Titans ball at about the 8.

End of 3rd qtr.

Shit.........

Edit - WOW, wait a turn of events.

Whew! Interferring with the punt on the Titans nullifies JJ's muff.

OMG....what a reversal!

Bomb to AJ inc. 3rd and 4.

3rd down pass goes inc.

Texans have to punt.

Titans return the punt to their own 26.

Should have been roughness on Finnegan on the bomb to AJ.....

I f'n HATE Cortland Finnegan.

Pass to Crumpler for about 8.

White rushes for about 7.

Let's go defense....

Come on, it's time for the obligatory Collins INT.

Crumpler for about 16 on the pass. Ball at the Texan 37.

1st down pass goes inc.

Johnson for about 6. 3rd and 4.

Timeout Tits....

Tennessee fans are highly unintelligent, I think.

TFL by Cushing. Titans with a decision... they go for it on 4th and 6.

Pass out of bounds - Texans take over at their own 33!

Whew....that was a CLOSE one.

Let's go boys, chew up the clock and punch it in. We need 7 here in a baaaaad way.

Slaton for about 6.

Slaton no gain - melee breaks out ... lots of flags..

I'm sick of the Titans.

Happens again.

Crappy call, but WTF, Slaton!!

Slaton fumbles but D Brown recovers. Close to the 1st down. Texans to punt.

Turk punts it in the endzone so touchback and Titans ball at their own 20.

9:19 left in the game.

Ohh my.... I just can't stop laughing at Kyle Vanden BUSH's red contact lenses. Child, please.

Wait, here I go again... :D:p