JJ downs the kickoff in the endzone. Texans ball at the 20.

Foster for about 1. 2nd and 9 coming up.

False start Brisiel -5. Makes it 2nd and 14.

The Texans' LBs are simply a non-factor. On the TD Cushing was blown out of the play by a single block and Bentley and Diles both missed MJD on the way in.

On 2nd and 14, Schaub chunks it out of bounds inc. but flag on the play. Offsides Jags. Makes it 2nd and 9 again.

Pass to KW gets 9 at the Texans 29. 3rd and 1 coming up.

Foster gets the 1. 1st down.

Schaub nearly sacked throws inc to Dreessen. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Foster for no gain. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Short pass to AJ only gets 5. Texans have to punt.

2 minute warning.

Jeez, Turk shanks it - 21 yard punt. Ball at the Jags 45.

MJD for 8. 2nd and 2 coming up.

MJD for 3. 1st down.

Pass to Lewis good for 5 yds. to the Texans 40.

Pass to Lewis (?) good for 13. Ball at the Texans 27, 1st down.

Oh man, pass to MJD goes for about 8 but Nolan does a late hit out of bounds. Puts the ball at the Texans 9, 1st and goal.

MJD runs it in for the TD.

Jags 17, Texans 3

38 seconds left in the half.

Was that series of rushing plays by the Jags featuring the bowling ball on
DC Smith ? No it was on the Texans DLine and LBs who were playing 8 in the box on most plays but were powerless to stop the Jags, even they knew what was coming. It's not Frank Smiths fault, this team doesn't just lack DBs, it doesn't have the horses up front either.

There is no reason for a professional punter who gets paid a million dollars a year to suck so badly. This team is terrible in every facet. Matt Turk just gave the Jags free points.

If he's not shanking the ball he's booming it through the end zone. I always think about Bill Parcells. He would simply not tolerate this sort of nonsense. Kubiak is totally out of his depth.

what has happened to our DL and run defense. not good at all. might as well get a new punter as well.

And the team is incredibly stupid. Wow.

Touchdown. The rout is on.

WOW this is a terrible team. Now even the offense is starting to suck. This game is over. The only thing I will be rooting for the rest of the game is more MJD TDs for my fantasy team.... Come one MJD!!! Keep shredding that sorry defense!!

JJ brings the kickoff back to the Texan 13.

Pass to AJ gets about 4.

Pass to JJ gets 5. 3rd and 1 coming up.

Halftime.

First of all, the Texans should have sat on the ball to end the half rather than risk a pick six. Instead, they irresponsibly threw the ball twice. Then they went to the locker room with three time outs. If you're going to run the two minute offense why not use the TOs?

This is a team with no clue at all. It is unreal how the owner can watch this and think everything's just fine.

I think it was masked by our terrible secondary. The couple of times teams tried to run on us (Giants and Chiefs) they were able to gash us as well.

Gonna be a looong winter :mad:

Halftime stats:

Passing: Schaub 9/15, 85 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT

Rushing: Foser 8/22

Receiving: KW 3/40, AJ 4/24, Dreessen 1/16, JJ 1/5

Tackles: GQ 7, Bentley 5, Diles 4, Wilson 3, Cody/Cushing/Nolan/Mitchell 2 each

3rd down conversions: Texans 2/6, Jags 3/6

Red zone: Texans 0/1, Jags 2/3

Turnovers: Texans 0, Jags 0

Time of possession: Texans 11:16, Jags 18:44

2nd half kickoff bounces out of the endzone. Texans ball at their 20.

Dump to Foster goes for big yardage (76 yards) but flag on the play. PI on AJ. Makes it 1st and 20.

Dump to AJ gets 20 and the 1st down.

Toss to Ward gets 3. 2nd and 7 coming up.

Deep pass to AJ complete all the way to the Jags 5. 60 yards. 1st and goal.

Foster for about 1.

Foster to the 1. 3rd and goal at the 1.

Foster runs it in, touchdown.

Jags 17, Texans 10

How the hell do you know he thinks its fine? Because he hasn't fired the coach midseason? What in God's name is that going to do?

He gave that idiot an extension last year, dude. I promise you McNair does not think Kubiak is a problem.

Karim brings the kickoff back to the Jags 27.

Pass goes for 9. 2nd and 1 coming up.

MJD up the middle for about 10.

MJD for 3. 2nd and 7 coming up.

Garrard sacked by Mario! Makes it 3rd and 14.

Whew, Sims-Walker drops one. Jags have to punt.

Punt goes into the endzone. Texans ball at their 20.

Schaub's pass to Leach comes up short. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Pass to AJ good for 13. 1st down.

Foster hits the right side for 13.

Ward powers for 6. Ball in Jags territory. 2nd and 4 coming up.

Ward gets 2. Brings up 3rd and 2.

Pass to DA complete for 19. Offsides defense declined. Ball at the Jags 27.

Pass to Casey goes to the Jags 9. 18 yards. 1st and goal Texans.

Schaub finds AJ in the endzone for the TD!

Texans 17, Jags 17

David Anderson!

Our whole offense relies on the play fake. That is messed up. Because our offense looks like shit if the play fake isn't working....

Andre Johnson!

Mathis is terrible. He's worse than anyone the Texans have back there.

I really don't understand our defense. Why are we still playing 15 yards off these receivers?

Let's start this one over..... ;)

Kickoff goes out of the endzone. Jags ball at their 20.

Pass to Thomas gets 11. 1st down.

Pass to Lewis good for 18.

Dump to MJD goes for about 14.

MJD for 1. Brings up 2nd and 9 at the Texans 36.

Pass to Thomas goes for 11. 1st down at the Texans 25.

MJD TFL for -2. 2nd and 12 coming up.

Come on, defense.

Bullshit...

Garrard scrambles for 2. 3rd and 11 coming up.

Pass complete to Miller for 9 or 10. Makes it 4th and 1 and the Jags are going to go for it.

End of the 3rd quarter.

I am completely serious. Also, today I am learning that the Texans' LBs are worse than their CBs. Man, I wish Sharpton were healthy. I think he can play.

Jags decide to go for the FG.

Flag pre-snap on the Jags - false start, back 'em up 5.

Scobee's 39 yarder is no good!

Score remains:

Texans 17, Jags 17

To sum it all up...

Our whole defensive unti (coaches and all) are worse than each other...

Andre called the miss!

Texans takeover at their own 29. 14:56 left in the game.

Pass to KW good for 25. Ball at the Jags 46.

Pass to AJ goes inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Foster for no gain. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Oh man, low snap, Schaub can't handle it, falls on the ball. Loss of 14. Texans to punt.

Punt falls dead at the Jags 12.

If the defense plays hard and doesn't make stupid mistakes like personal fouls then they will give the Texans a great chance to beat crap teams like the Jags.

Say, who the hell is this number 83?

Kevin Walters

lol

MJD runs for 4. Brings up 2nd and 6.

MJD TFL -6. Brings up 3rd and 12.

Pass to Thomas good for 13. 1st down.

Dump to Jones gets 7. 2nd and 3 coming up.

MJD gets 3 and the 1st down. 9:40 left in the game.

Pass to Sims-Walker good for 6. 2nd and 4 coming up.

You know what's funny? His first year with the team I was living in Miami and I made the drive up to Skynrdville to see the game. I sat near a guy who was wearing a Kevin Walter jersey, a real one, not an Academy one, and I asked how and why the hell he had it. He told me that he was Walter's brother. The funny thing is I see that motherscratcher at damn near every home game. He clearly parks in the Blue Lot and ambles into the game about when I do. So if you ever see a guy about 6'2" wearing an obviously authentic Walter jersey you'll know who it is.

How can we expect to get any pass rush. If we are lining up 15 yards off the WRs. They can just move right down the field on quick outs, ins, and comebacks.

Garrard scrambles for 3. Brings up 3rd and 1.

Garrard sneaks but looks like he's short.... about 3 inches... Jags to go for it on 4th down.

Garrard sneaks and pops loose for 4. 1st down.

Pass to Miller complete, breaks a tackle and goes for the TD. 52 yards.

Jags 24, Texans 17

6:57 left in the game.

Diles just got ran over by the QB.

Thats exactly what happens when you play bend but don't break ALL DAMN GAME LONG.

YOUR ASS FINALLY BREAKS...

I still don't understand why we are playing all this damn zone. Your young defense can't recognize anything.

We might as well run an all out blitz every play. We would get the same results...

I am curious, have we given up a 50+ yard reception every game this year?

That could've have been a TD or at least a long gain if Shaub would've put that pass deep...