The entry above fails the generally accepted haiku format, and the Haiku Monster is most dissatisfied by this "offence". :p

meh.. was my first shot ever at a haiku hopefully the monster finds this more appealing.


The offence is great
Defense makes a difference
Playoffs we will make

Down, Set, HUT!...One...Two...
Shit, here they come! Hit Andre!
Time to go fetal,


White gloves, bangin' hair!
What more could anyone ask?
Best Q. B. Ever.

Since the monster didnt eat my last one I will try again.

Kubes has the best plan
AJ to the house all day
Mario get sacks

The Texans we love
Tears of joy and tears of pain
Our blood, Battle Red

Counting your fingers...
Its not hard to understand
why the games at hand.

Loud racing motors
Make me look out the windows.
Where are my tickets?!!

While its early yet
We think the trenches are strong
Finally in the playoffs

I thought it was gone
but searched everywhere (this site)
now the season can start

The Astros Blow Hard
It approaches Training Camp
Depression nears gone.