View Full Version : Official Texans @ Jaguars Game Thread, 12/6/2009
The 5-6 Texans head off to Jacksonville this Sunday to play the Jaguars. The bad news for the Texans is that they are on a 3 game losing streak.... The good news is that the Kubiak regime is 10-5 in December (4-1 in 2008). The Texans are 2-4 in games decided by a touchdown or less.
The 6-5 Jags themselves have had a bit of an up and down year and play their best when at home. They are 5-1 in games decided by a touchdown or less.
Oddsmakers (http://www.madduxsports.com/nfl-odds.php) currently have the game tottering as a "pick'em".
The announcers (http://www.the506.com/nflmaps/2009/13-CBS.html) will be ItB favorites Gus Johnson and Steve Tasker.
CBS @ noon Sunday
TheMatrix31
12-01-2009, 06:34 PM
Oh....NOW they send in Gus and Steve.
Oh....NOW they send in Gus and Steve.
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lol
TheMatrix31
12-02-2009, 02:37 AM
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lol
I bet our record with them announcing is ridiculously good.
Nconroe
12-02-2009, 03:27 AM
All we gotta do this week is the team gets their head on right, doesn't make the dumb inexcusable idiotic penalties and dumb poor read turnovers, and figures out how to play on every play four quarters, we should have a good shot at a win. or else. I still think they can make it atleast to 9-7 and play for 10-6 against NE, then we'll see.
I bet our record with them announcing is ridiculously good.
I think it may be. I can remember that Tasker has seen some pretty lousy Texan performances in the past before. I'm not sure if he was paired with Gus Johnson at the time or not...
Johnson/Tasker is like the bottom rung for CBS. There have been some weekends this year when they didn't even work - not enough games to go round. :o
But Gus can be very entertaining sometimes and though I didn't like Tasker too much at first, he's kind of grown on me....
Since they get the Texans a lot, I like that they are, at least, familiar with the team... :cool:
Fonz the Boss
12-02-2009, 07:05 AM
The good news about this game is that we have 3 road wins this year.... We suck at home.
nunusguy
12-02-2009, 01:19 PM
After feeling "relatively" confidant about our changes in the Colts game, now I have no idea, no feel for this upcoming game except to wonder if the
team is still into the season or is it now past tense to them ? Therefor it will be interestifng to see what their energy level is in FLA Sunday when they hit the field ?
Keith
12-02-2009, 02:11 PM
Oddsmakers (http://www.madduxsports.com/nfl-odds.php) currently have the game tottering as a "pick'em".
I don't actively follow the odds, but this line is interesting. The Texans are going on the road to play an opponent with (1) a better W-L record and (2) a road victory against the Texans already this season.
Vegas seems to have some confidence in the Texans. Also, tarps don't wager, so maybe that's a factor, too.
Shocker, the game will be blacked out in J-Ville. There is no home field advantage so even if the few Hags fans that have their own teeth actually try to make noise, it should not be an issue for the offense.
I might try to get a cheap last minute ticket and fly out to support the guys.
The CBS JV crew will probably not have a ton of cameras, making challenges interesting.
http://www.jaguars.com/news/article.aspx?id=8513
cadams
12-03-2009, 03:58 PM
Shocker, the game will be blacked out in J-Ville. There is no home field advantage so even if the few Hags fans that have their own teeth actually try to make noise, it should not be an issue for the offense.
I might try to get a cheap last minute ticket and fly out to support the guys.
The CBS JV crew will probably not have a ton of cameras, making challenges interesting.
http://www.jaguars.com/news/article.aspx?id=8513
i think the nfl rules require them to have the same number of cameras at every game, though i could be wrong
From the chron (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/6753350.html):
Texans' Slaton expected to miss game with arm
Texans running back Steve Slaton is expected to miss Sunday's game against Jacksonville because of numbness in his arms.
The numbness is a result of a previously undisclosed shoulder injury. Coach Gary Kubiak did not completely rule out Slaton, but the fact he did not practice Friday makes it unlikely he will play.
"It's something he has been dealing with for awhile but it's gotten worse in the last 24 hours," Kubiak said.
Left tackle Duane Brown, who suffered a knee injury against the Colts, went through practice and is expected to play.
Big Texas
12-04-2009, 03:37 PM
From the chron (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/6753350.html):
Texans' Slaton expected to miss game with arm
I want to be optimistic but I think we go out in a blaze of glory.
In other words, we lose the same way we been losing. Putting up statistics and still coming away with an L.
Nconroe
12-06-2009, 09:48 AM
Jacoby Jones missed the flight. not a good behavior at all. He's a contributor, but no excuse. What I heard, from Jacoby's side, he was late for preflight meeting by 10 minutes due to ice on the bridges , but Kubiak was upset, or wanted to send a message that need to be there, and told him to go home. not that he missed the flight.
Nconroe
12-06-2009, 09:59 AM
One of the things to win this game is we need to stop MJD running with our defense.
And, with Slayton out, perhaps Chris Bown and Moats need to have a good running day for our side.
No turnovers by anybody, or atleast not on our side of 50 yard line would for sure help a bunch.
Be nice to see less dumb penalties. Maybe coach needs to sit guys for a while if they do one of those dumb penalties.
Don't forget to set your DVRs.....
Dang, JJ needs to leave the house earlier....
In other NFL games, I'm not sure who I want to lose more in Colts vs. Titans....
Houston win the toss and defers.
Jags bring the kickoff back to their 19.
MJD TFL -2. Brings up 2nd and 12.
Pass to Wolford good for 7. 3rd and 5 coming up.
Pass to Thomas good and he reaches for the 1st down.
Pass to Lewis big gainer - 47 yards. Ball at the Texan 24.
MJD for 1. Brings up 2nd and 9.
2nd down pass is batted down by Cody. 3rd and 9 coming up.
Garrard is smoked by several for a sack. A Smith gets the credit. -10.
Jags to attempt the 51 yard FG.
FG is good.
Jags 3, Texans 0
Keith
12-06-2009, 12:10 PM
Busing looked pwned by Lewis on that deep gainer.
Texans got the big sack on third down to push the FG back to 51 yards, which looks like the 11th sack allowed by the Jags this year. Telling stat not just for the Jags o-line, but for David Garrard. He is usually a pretty smart QB that doesn't lose a lot games for his team with dumb decisions.
Correction: Barwin and Smith get credit for .5 sack each on previous series.
Kickoff by the Jags sails out of the endzone so Texans ball at the 20.
On 1st down, Schaub sacked for -2. Schaub shaken up. Grossman in.
2nd down pass goes inc.
Oh no, Grossman's 3rd down pass is tipped downfield and INT'ed by the Jags who bring it all the way back to the Texan 18.
Keith
12-06-2009, 12:16 PM
And the Cannon is in.
If Schaub is out for the game, he is going to ruin more than a few fantasy games this weekend.
...and Rex is bound to do the same to the Texans. Picked already!
MJD for 6. 2nd and 4 coming up from the Texan 12.
2nd down pass goes inc. 3rd and 4 coming up.
QB draw comes up short of the 1st down and the Jags will go for it on 4th and 1.
QB sneak gets the 1st down.
MJD for 4 puts the ball inside the 5.
MJD for 3. Ball is at the 1 - 3rd and goal coming up.
MJD gets a 1/2 yard. 4th and a half yard for the TD. Del Rio challenges that MJD made it in.
Keith
12-06-2009, 12:23 PM
I don't think there is a head coach I despise more than Del Rio.
As for Colts vs. Titans, I think you have to hope the Titans lose to help keep the playoff hopes alive, errrr keep the Texans out of the AFC South cellar.
That's some pretty awesome goalline defense there by the LBs. First DeMeco kept out MJD on 2nd down, then Diles did it on 3rd down, then Cushing and Adibi did the job on 4th. Sweet.
sinnister
12-06-2009, 12:23 PM
It's not a promising start........
Ruling on the field stands. Jags to go for it on 4th down.
MJD is stopped! Texans with the goal line stand.
Texans ball at their own 1.
sinnister
12-06-2009, 12:25 PM
That was a great stand though!!!!
HPF Bob
12-06-2009, 12:26 PM
Looked obviously to me that Schaub hurt his *left* shoulder, possibly a separation or a sprain. If Schaub is tough, he can play through it since it is his non-passing shoulder.
But it's probably Rex Cutler's show for the rest of the day. Not looking good, despite the GREAT GOAL LINE STAND our defense just made.
On 1st down, Grossman can't find anyone open and throws it away.
Pass to KW good for 7. Brings up 3rd and 3.
C Brown stopped for no gain so Texans have to punt.
Jags bring the punt back to midfield.
On 1st down, DeMeco with the sack! -7. Brings up 2nd and 17.
MJD for 7. Brings up 3rd and 10.
Pass interference on the Jags makes it 3rd and 20 from the Jags 40.
3rd down pass sails inc. so the Jags have to punt.
Martinez brings the punt back to the 13 but flag on the play. Illegal block in the back on F Bennett = 1/2 the distance.
Texans ball at their own 6.
Moats for about 10. 1st down.
Moats for 4.
Moats for about 3 more. Brings up 3rd and 3.
Grossman's pass slightly behind AJ so Texans have to punt.
Turk shanks the punt for a 23 yard net. Jags ball at the Texan 46.
chuck
12-06-2009, 12:38 PM
Need I say it? Yet another idiotic penalty committed by Marciano's special teams unit. I can't tell you how happy I am that this will be the last year I have to see that assclown on the sidelines in Texans gear.
Did anyone else get an email inviting you to some sort of Texans chalk talk at the training bubble in a week or so? Joe Marciano is going to talk about football. For $25 a person. I almost spit up my apple juice I was laughing so hard.
Hey! Look at that! They put Moats in and he immediately starts gaining positive yardage! Whodathunk it?
I swear, Kubiak is just mindbogglingly stupid. Where the hell has Moats been these last three games?
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 12:39 PM
Oh, Rexy!
*sigh*
Roy P
12-06-2009, 12:41 PM
So, for the Schaub disrespecters out there, what will the outcome of this game show? If Rex can get a win, will there be more talk about Schaub being a good QB stat-wise, but just "not a winner"? If Rex can't get a victory, then would people see that not every team can have Peyton Manning or Tom Brady as their starting QB?
Jennings for 3. 2nd and 7 coming up.
2nd down pass broken up by Dunta.
On 3rd and 7, pass is good to Holt for 8 and the 1st down.
Deep pass to Hughes perfectly executed over Reeves for the TD. 35 yards.
Jags 10, Texans 0
chuck
12-06-2009, 12:45 PM
So, for the Schaub disrespecters out there, what will the outcome of this game show? If Rex can get a win, will there be more talk about Schaub being a good QB stat-wise, but just "not a winner"? If Rex can't get a victory, then would people see that not every team can have Peyton Manning or Tom Brady as their starting QB?
I've seen Grossman throw, what, five passes now? And I already know that Schaub is better than he is. I also know that Garrard is better than either of them.
Roy P
12-06-2009, 12:48 PM
I also know that Garrard is better than either of them.
Really? Are you serious?
chuck
12-06-2009, 12:49 PM
Another penalty on the return. Unbelievable. What a bunch of slapdicks.
AD brings the kickoff back to the 25. Flag on the Texans for holding = 1/2 the distance. Ball at the Texan 15.
Pass to KW good for 20.
Dump to C Brown good for 5.
C Brown for 4. Brings up 3rd and 1 at the Texan 45.
QB sneak gets the 1st down.
Grossman bootlegs for 8. 2nd and 2 coming up.
Moats hits the corner for 7. Ball at the Jags 38.
Grossman fumbles - Texans lose 4.
2nd down pass is tipped inc. Flag on the play. No foul ruled.
chuck
12-06-2009, 12:53 PM
Really? Are you serious?
In what aspect of being an NFL quarterback is Matt Schaub clearly better than David Garrard?
On 3rd and 14, Grossman's pass never gets launched = inc. Texans have to punt.
Turk's punt goes into the endzone so it will be the Jags ball at their own 20.
chuck
12-06-2009, 12:57 PM
And Turk booms it into the end zone when he has 20 yards of sideline to work with. See, this is what I don't get. Kubaik and Marciano are standing placidly on the sidelines watching the proceedings like nothing is amiss whatsoever. I distinctly recall seeing Bill Parcells CHARGE onto the field to tear his punter a new asshole for doing the same stupid thing. That's the difference between a real NFL coach and an inept pussy like Kubiak. One will not tolerate anything other than excellence, the other doesn't know what excellence is so he certainly can't demand it.
MJD for 2.
Dump to MJD good for about 6. Brings up 3rd and 2.
Pass to Miller goes for a big gainer. 60 yards. Flag on the play. McCain charged with the horse-collar tackle. Ball at the Texan 5.
1st down pass is broken up by Reeves.
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 12:58 PM
This game is over. Nice try, 2009 Texans.
Dump to Miller goes for about 1. Brings up 3rd and goal from the 4.
Pass to Wilford good for the TD.
Jags 17, Texans 0
HPF Bob
12-06-2009, 01:02 PM
This game is over. Nice try, 2009 Texans.
Regretfully agree. So, what defensive lineman will we draft in the first round next spring?
sinnister
12-06-2009, 01:02 PM
I've seen Grossman throw, what, five passes now? And I already know that Schaub is better than he is. I also know that Garrard is better than either of them.
No way Garrard is better than Schaub.
AD brings the kickoff back to the 17.
Pass to AJ good for 5. Horse-collar tackle on the Jags = auto 1st down at the Texan 39.
Schaub dumps to VL for 5.
Moats for 4. Brings up 3rd and 1.
Moats sweeps for 3 and the 1st down at midfield.
Dump to Moats good for 11.
Moats for -1. Brings up 2nd and 11.
Dump to C Brown good for about 7. Brings up 3rd and 4.
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 01:08 PM
Regretfully agree. So, what defensive lineman will we draft in the first round next spring?
They. Better. Draft. Secondary.
Pass over the middle to DA good for 15 and a 1st down. Ball at the Jags 19.
Dump to AJ gets about 11 and makes it 1st and goal from the 9.
2 minutes till halftime.
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 01:11 PM
So we spot them 17 and then try to make some miraculous comeback. Why does everything have to be so damn dramatic around here.
P.S. Jacque Reeves; the story is out that you cant cover.
Keith
12-06-2009, 01:12 PM
If there is any team that knows how tenuous a first half 17-point lead can be, it's these Texans.
Man, what a different offense this is with Schaub. An accurate QB is essential for it to work, which is why the Grossman signing was such a mind boggler to me. The things Grossman does well and not so well are like the polar opposite of what this offense needs.
C Brown punches it in from the 9!
Jags 17, Texans 7
1:56 left in the half.
HPF Bob
12-06-2009, 01:17 PM
If we can get a quick turnover, we can make this a game again.
Kickoff goes out of the endzone so Jags ball at their 20.
Thomas on the end around gets 6. 2nd and 4 coming up.
Pass to Thomas good for 11.
1st down pass almost picked by Reeves - ends up inc.
Draw to Jennings goes for 11. 1:01 left in the half. Ball at the Jags 47.
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 01:20 PM
Gee, how did I know Jacksoffville would score by the end of the half?
Garrard scrambles for 12.
Pass to Jennings good for 8.
Pass to Thomas good for 4. Jags in FG range. 15 seconds left in the half.
1st down pass goes inc. Scobee on for the FG.
46 yard attempt is good.
Jags 20, Texans 7
5 seconds left in the half.
AD brings the squib kick back to the Texans 38.
Halftime.
Halftime stats:
Passing: Schaub 6/6, 53 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT; Grossman 3/9, 33 yards, 0 TD, 1 INT
Rushing: Moats 7/31, C Brown 3/12, Grossman 3/5
Receiving: KW 2/28, AJ 2/17, C Brown 2/11, DA 1/15, Moats 1/10, VL 1/5
Tackles: Pollard 5, Ryans/McCain 4 each, Diles 3, A Smith/Reeves/Bulman/Cushing 2 each
3rd down conversions: Texans 3/7, Jags 4/8
Turnovers: Texans 1, Jags 0
Time of possession: Texans 13:56, Jags 16:04
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 01:30 PM
So we are on opposite ends of the spectrum from last week.
Seems as though the sucky half is the first half today.... We should get "good Texans" in the 2nd half....
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 01:36 PM
My question is, are we good for only one good drive this game. If so we already had.
Another thing is, Del Rio is gonna come out the second half with adjustments. Lets see if Suckiak is ready for his adjustments.
AD brings the 2nd half kickoff back to the Texan 33.
1st down pass to KW goes inc.
Moats for no gain. Brings up 3rd and 10.
Flag pre-snap. False start Texans. Brings up 3rd and 15.
Dump to AJ goes for 14 and just short of the 1st down. Texans have to punt.
Turk's punt rolls all the way to the 3. Jags ball.
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 01:44 PM
Is this the first safety ever? Honestly.
On 1st down snap is fumbled. No gain.
On 2nd down, MJD slips and Garrard is tackled for a Safety! 2 pts.
Jags 20, Texans 9
Jags have to kick it back to the Texans.
Is this the first safety ever? Honestly.
Cushing had one earlier this year.
Martinez fumbles the punt-off but recovers and brings it back to the Texan 39.
Dump to Moats good for 12. Ball at the Jags 49.
Moats for 1.
Schaub scrambles for 7. Brings up 3rd and 2. Henderson (Jags) shaken up on the play.
Pass to DA bounces off his hands right into the hands of Durrant who returns the INT all the way to the Texan 40.
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 01:49 PM
Predicted the turnover yet again.
**sigh**
Jags get -1. 2nd and 11 coming up.
2nd down pass goes inc. Dunta slaps it away.
3rd down pass complete to Holt for about 16 and the 1st down.
Flag on the play. False start offense brings up 1st and 15.
MJD for 3.
Pass to Sims-Walker good for the 1st down. Ball at the Texan 15.
MJD for 4.
2nd down pass goes inc. Brings up 3rd and 6 from the 11.
MJD cuts back for the 1st down at the 5. 1st and goal Jags.
MJD for no gain.
Garrard for no gain. Brings up 3rd and goal from the 5.
3rd down pass sails out of the endzone so Jags to go for the FG.
24 yard attempt is good.
Jags 23, Texans 9
Nconroe
12-06-2009, 02:03 PM
Come on defense, we need you today. Too much time for Garrard to complete his passes.
AD brings the kickoff back to the 21.
Screen to Moats good for 2.
Low pass to AJ goes inc. Brings up 3rd and 8.
Schaub sacked, fumbles but Jags get called for roughness/facemask. Auto 1st down Texans at the Texan 33.
C Brown for no gain.
Fonz the Boss
12-06-2009, 02:05 PM
No Owen Daniels, no Steve Slaton, no Jacoby Jones, and no Matt Schaub (for most of the first half)...... Did we even have a shot at winning? With our shaky defense?
2nd down pass to DA looks inc. but Kubes throws the red flag. Replay looks favorable....
Play is ruled a catch! Brings up 3rd and 5 @ the Texan 38.
No one open so Schaub has to throw it away. Texans have to punt.
Punt is muffed! AD recovers at the Jags 16!
sinnister
12-06-2009, 02:08 PM
It's going to be an uphill battle from here. We must score on this possession.
Golden Arm
12-06-2009, 02:09 PM
A TD here makes it a one-possession game. Hard to fathom after the 14-point hole Sexy Rexy put us in. Come on, guys. Pick this up.
Moats sweeps for 2.
Pass to AJ goes for 4. 3rd and 4 coming up.
C Brown is tripped up for a gain of 1. Brings up 4th and 3.
False start offense -5. K Brown on for the FG.
33 yard attempt is good.
Jags 23, Texans 12
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 02:12 PM
You might as well SPIKE it instead of these stupid playcalls.
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 02:13 PM
LMFAO if only they ran that Andre screen on first.
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 02:14 PM
Aye aye aye aye aye
sinnister
12-06-2009, 02:17 PM
LMFAO if only they ran that Andre screen on first.
Why aren't we doing that more. Why do we run that stupid 3rd down call.....
chuck
12-06-2009, 02:17 PM
Here's a problematic situation - when McNair shitcans Kubiak after this year the new guy is obviously going to ditch this stupid zone blocking bullshit. Which will mean finding bigger interior linemen, you know, guys who can actually block and pass protect and all that esoteric stuff. The team desperately needs secondary help and defensive line help. How do they approach the draft? I would expect them to draft secondary first and DL second and try to fill the gaping needs at OL through FA.
Jags bring the kickoff back to the 25.
8 seconds left in the 3rd quarter.
MJD for 2.
End of 3rd quarter.
2nd down pass goes inc. Brings up 3rd and 8.
Pass to Miller good for 11 and the 1st down.
MJD for 5.
Cushing gets MJD TFL -3. Brings up 3rd and 8.
Garrard sacked by Mario and FUMBLES! Texans recover!
Replay looks like Garrard was down before he fumbles - Del Rio challenges and I think he will win. At any rate, Jags will have to punt.
Garrard is ruled down so the Jags have to punt on 4th and 13.
Martinez brings the punt back to the Texan 18. 12:28 left in the game.
Pass to Dreesen good for 8.
Moat for 4. 1st down.
Bombs away to AJ good for 53! Ball at the Jags 16.
Pass to KW good for 6.
Moats for 3. Brings up 3rd and 1.
C Brown gets 1.5 and a 1st down. 1st and goal at the 6.
Oh no, C Brown on the halfback pass throws a lame duck that is INT'ed. :( Jags ball at the 2.
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 02:30 PM
WOW! What a pass. What a catch.
Nconroe
12-06-2009, 02:30 PM
Likely wishful thinking, but I sure wish Schaub could bring us back for a win.
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 02:32 PM
I think I'm psychic.
Fonz the Boss
12-06-2009, 02:32 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Kubiak just lost his job with that play LMAO!!!
sinnister
12-06-2009, 02:32 PM
Is Jerry Glanville calling plays!!
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 02:33 PM
I want "The Chin".
chuck
12-06-2009, 02:34 PM
I had no idea Kubiak was that stupid. I mean, sure, I knew he is profoundly stupid. I mean, finger painter, glue eating stupid. But wow. Just wow.
Garrard tries a deep pass out of the endzone that goes inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.
MJD for 1. Brings up 3rd and 9.
3rd down pass goes inc. so Jags have to punt. 7:37 left in the game.
Martinez fields the punt and goes down at the Jags 47.
nunusguy
12-06-2009, 02:38 PM
I had no idea Kubiak was that stupid. I mean, sure, I knew he is profoundly stupid. I mean, finger painter, glue eating stupid. But wow. Just wow.
I dunno Chuck, are you saying you've got reservations about that call to have Brown throw the pass ?
Pass to AJ good for 19 but illegal shift on the offense. Repeat 1st down. 1st and 15.
Pass to AJ goes inc.
Pass over the middle to DA good for 9. Brings up 3rd and 6.
3rd down pass goes inc. Texans to go for it on 4th and 6.
Pass to DA good for the 1st down at the Jags 33.
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 02:40 PM
I'm starting to think this must be some sort of conspiracy. No one AND I MEAN NO ONE has to be that dumb. Who calls that play? Seriously! Who calls that play.
Keith
12-06-2009, 02:40 PM
I had no idea Kubiak was that stupid. I mean, sure, I knew he is profoundly stupid. I mean, finger painter, glue eating stupid. But wow. Just wow.
Dude is so lost he couldn't find where he was going even with a sherpa holding a Garmin.
1st down pass goes inc.
2nd down pass goes inc. Brings up 3rd and 10.
Pass caught by KW good for 19!
chuck
12-06-2009, 02:44 PM
Dude is so lost he couldn't find where he was going even with a sherpa holding a Garmin.
If I were the owner Kubiak would not be coaching the Texans at this moment in time. I would have gone down to the sidelines and fired him in the middle of the game. Give me your headset. Leave. Now. Find your own way home.
Wow, what a catch by Walter.
Ball at the Jags 12.
Pass to AJ good for 11. Takes it to the 1 yard line!
Pass to AJ good for the TD! 4:01 left in the game.
Texans to go for 2.
2 pt pass attempt is broken up inc.
Jags 23, Texans 18
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 02:46 PM
Couldn't draw up anything better? Like Casey in the back of the end zone or something?
chuck
12-06-2009, 02:47 PM
Couldn't draw up anything better? Like Casey in the back of the end zone or something?
I'm astounded they didn't dust off the old double reverse.
Keith
12-06-2009, 02:48 PM
Couldn't draw up anything better? Like Casey in the back of the end zone or something?
I kinda thought even re-running that same play to Angry Dre that scored the TD would have worked again for the 2-pt conversion.
Johnson is focused right now. Take advantage of him in Angry Dre mode.
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 02:49 PM
I dont understand why are we trying to get CBrown involved in this game. Because he F'd up last time we played them? That 2pt should have went to anyone else except him. He's not here for his terrific pass catching ability.
Jags bring the kickoff back to their 24.
Let's go, DEFENSE!
MJD for no gain.
MJD for 15 and a 1st down. 3:10 left in the game.
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 02:50 PM
Oh my God.
That's it...game's over.
Nice tackling, douches.
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 02:50 PM
After this loss. Shaub is gonna say he's done for the season.
Fonz the Boss
12-06-2009, 02:51 PM
After this loss. Shaub is gonna say he's done for the season.
After this game the Texans are done for the season lol
MJD for 4.
MJD for 7 and a 1st down.
MJD for no gain. Timeout Texans. 2:18 left in the game
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 02:52 PM
Jeez I hate MJD. I can't STAND that guy. Cannot STAND him.
chuck
12-06-2009, 02:53 PM
He's not here for his terrific pass catching ability.
Glad you brought this up. What exactly IS he here for?
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 02:54 PM
I'll bet my balls Jacksoffville gets this.
MJD for 7. Another timeout Texans (last one). 2:13 left in the game.
MJD gets 4 and the 1st down.
2 minute warning.
Jags kneel it out.
Final score:
Jags 23, Texans 18
Now that I have thrown every loose item in my living room around, does anyone think Chris Brown collects a check from the Hags?
That was unfreakin real. Take the ball out of the hands of your best players.
sinnister
12-06-2009, 02:57 PM
Ballgame.....and the seasons as well. I really, really hate the I-formation. It's like a Pavlovian reaction now whenever I see it.....regardless of the team running it. Even if they can run it. Kubiak has done that to me.
Fonz the Boss
12-06-2009, 02:58 PM
I dont understand why this team lost last week and I dont understand why they are struggling this season. They got a decent QB that makes plays, they got a RB that hasnt had a great season but can do good on any given week. They even have a pretty solid defense... And no im not talking about Texans, Im talking about the Jacksonville Jaguars. With this win they control their own destiny.
TexicanMexican
12-06-2009, 02:59 PM
Now that I have thrown every loose item in my living room around, does anyone think Chris Brown collects a check from the Hags?
That was unfreakin real. Take the ball out of the hands of your best players.
I was wondering if he double downed his winnings from the first Hags game.
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 02:59 PM
Glad you brought this up. What exactly IS he here for?
No one knows. I don't think he even knows.
chuck
12-06-2009, 03:00 PM
I dont understand why this team lost last week and I dont understand why they are struggling this season. They got a decent QB that makes plays, they got a RB that hasnt had a great season but can do good on any given week. They even have a pretty solid defense... And no im not talking about Texans, Im talking about the Jacksonville Jaguars. With this win they control their own destiny.
They turned the ball over a million times last week.
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 03:05 PM
No, we don't suck. Our coaching staff just sucks. Someone must have gotten paid big time for that HB pass on the goal line. Every Sunday they make a new dumb ass decision. This week it will be all about the HB Pass call.
I would dare not blame this loss on the defense. As a matter of fact I wont blame any of the losses on the defense. I blame this on the circus act that Shaub and the training staff pulled in the first.
Fonz the Boss
12-06-2009, 03:08 PM
I dont blame it on our entire defense because Cushing makes plays.... I do blame it on our lame secondary.... We get torched every week.
TheMatrix31
12-06-2009, 03:09 PM
Secondary sucks, and coaching sucks. Oh, and Chris Brown sucks too.
nunusguy
12-06-2009, 03:10 PM
After this game you might think Kubiak is gone, might want him gone, but McNair
has shown a very high level of tolerance for failure. I wouldn't assume anything yet.
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 03:11 PM
We showed our inconsistency on offense when we came out from the half with a drive for nothing. There were only 3 Drives all game that were worth anything.
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 03:12 PM
After this game you might think Kubiak is gone, might want him gone, but McNair
has shown a very high level of tolerance for failure. I wouldn't assume anything yet.
He's not going to do anything because he's a coward too, just like this team. They are scared to make the tough decisions.
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 03:14 PM
He's not going to do anything because he's a coward too, just like this team. They are scared to make the tough decisions.
Let me rephrase that, just like this coaching staff.
BTW, why to we have to blitz 8 just to get pressure on the QB. Then we barely get there. If this was Manning, this loss would've been much worse. Is it our execution of the blitz packages, the timing of the blitz, or simply the blitzes are elementary and easily picked up?
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 03:24 PM
Well on a good note. Our Defense has allowed only 4 hundred yard rushers this year outta 12 games. Minus the first 3 week debacle, only 1. That is a plus. However, our effort, playcalling, and decision making at the end of games has been horrendous.
HPF Bob
12-06-2009, 03:32 PM
The sad thing is that this was another game we *could* have won had we not shot ourselves in the foot. The 17-point hole and the Schaub injury put them behind the 8-ball but the halfback shotput that was intercepted was the real back-breaker.
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 03:34 PM
The sad thing is that this was another game we *could* have won had we not shot ourselves in the foot. The 17-point hole and the Schaub injury put them behind the 8-ball but the halfback shotput that was intercepted was the real back-breaker.
Also if Shaub's bone wasn't hanging out he should've been out there play. This is your season. You are not trying to keep him ready for the playoffs. However, you come back out not even favoring the shoulder. As a matter of fact, if one had missed the first qtr they wouldn't have even noticed he was injured.
sinnister
12-06-2009, 03:38 PM
I would dare not blame this loss on the defense. As a matter of fact I wont blame any of the losses on the defense. I blame this on the circus act that Shaub and the training staff pulled in the first.
I don't think you can put this on Schaub. He played well and hurt. He did miss a few throws, but the interception should have been caught by Anderson. This one is on Kubes.....Best thing is that he will agree with me!!
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 03:41 PM
I don't think you can put this on Schaub. He played well and hurt. He did miss a few throws, but the interception should have been caught by Anderson. This one is on Kubes.....Best thing is that he will agree with me!!
No, I am not blaming it on Shaub's play, but rather that injury moment that spotted the Jags 17. But as usual he did have quite a few inaccurate throws down the stretch.
coloradodude
12-06-2009, 03:44 PM
In the words of the Joker...
Why so serious?!?
This team is so pathetic that the highlight of the season is during the off-season when we actually have hope...optimism. Then the season starts and our reality sets in.
Ownership is clearly our problem.
idymoe
12-06-2009, 03:46 PM
This one is on Kubes.....Best thing is that he will agree with me!!
Too funny!:D
sinnister
12-06-2009, 04:00 PM
Well, I guess it is time to start talking about next season.
Keith
12-06-2009, 04:02 PM
http://www.inthebullseye.com/archive/2009/20091206.html
another recap of a losing effort.
Big Texas
12-06-2009, 04:02 PM
It was time to start talking about next season, when we started off this game the same way we started all year.
As a matter of fact it was time, when we lost 3 close games in a row. Games we should've won.
http://www.inthebullseye.com/archive/2009/20091206.html
another recap of a losing effort.
Hmmm, let me guess what the Key Play is this week..... :p
Keith
12-07-2009, 12:26 AM
Hmmm, let me guess what the Key Play is this week..... :p
Yeah, writes itself sometimes.
I also went back and re-uploaded with my original headline "Puff Puff Halfback Pass". When I wrote this in the daylight, I was a conscientious father of two who second guessed the reference. Tonight though I am an agitated nihilistic fan. So there.
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